thinking about eating the first salad of my life

[Hillbilly Jim]

probably go to mcdonalds to get it, seems like the most logical choice

[gay sex]

looks cgi bro

[Hillbilly Jim]

most likely outcome is i puke after the first bite
so i might eat it in mcdonalds by th ball pit
or as ian calls it, milftown usa

Comments

lolll

[jiveturkeysuckafool]

obv go to chuck e cheese and get their salad bar.



much more selection, you choose what's in your salad and how much of it. also much better ball pit. also it's milfcity USA USA USA.

get serious with your life, bro.

[Hillbilly Jim]

might just go to wendys and puke in the parking lot

[Hillbilly Jim]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hillbilly Jim

might just go to wendys and puke in the parking lot

forgot a trip report

so i got that and it was bad
no clue how you morons can stand to eat salads
to be fair some of the other leaf shit wasnt bad, the lettuce was terrible as expected
the other leafs had no taste so thats why they wrent bad, their texture hecak sucked as expected
bleu cheese is horrible, get real pretntious morons
the apples, pecans, cranberries and chicken were good
would not read again

[Vwls with one L dammit]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hillbilly Jim

forgot a trip report

so i got that and it was bad
no clue how you morons can stand to eat salads
to be fair some of the other leaf shit wasnt bad, the lettuce was terrible as expected
the other leafs had no taste so thats why they wrent bad, their texture hecak sucked as expected
bleu cheese is horrible, get real pretntious morons
the apples, pecans, cranberries and chicken were good
would not read again

LOL guy orders a salad at fucking WENDY's and discovers her was right all along - salad sucks. That is hilarious.

[Hillbilly Jim]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vwls with one L dammit

LOL guy orders a salad at fucking WENDY's and discovers her was right all along - salad sucks. That is hilarious.

listen bro, i could have got a salad from a 3 michelin star restaurant and it still would have sucked

[boomroasted, bro]

My favorite salad is Chicken Caesar Salad. Get that.

Comments

isn't a tyde shoot

[Hillbilly Jim]

i didnt eat it all and i didnt puke so i think thats a push