B's Dating Thread

[Behemoth]

Obviously I've been horribly treated in my life to be so angry, so here I am, pounding these dating sites looking for something to pound in my 40s, and it's depressing as hell. Some of these women are even grandmas. I will post in this thread periodically and ya'll can have a good laugh at my expense.

[Behemoth]

First up, the misleading profile.


Ok, so you're 5-6, and you checked "a few extra pounds or curvy". Well Sweety, let's dive into that. You're prolly pushing 250, I believe "a few extra pounds or curvy", was somewhere in tenth grade, when you fatness stalled puberty an extra couple years. Let's be honest here and check "BBW or Overweight", K? You're 100 pounds overweight. Thanks. Starting out on a lie isn't good.

[gay sex]

bro we get it ur fat

[Behemoth]

Quote:

Originally Posted by gay sex

bro we get it ur fat

I'm not fat, I'm just big

[Behemoth]

Gettin skinny faced


Pretty common nowadays to take a few closeup selfies, chin/neck up ONLY, don't show anything lower. We're wise to your shit baby. We've been skinny faced before. Hey, how about instead of being a fat disgusting slob, and complaining about how guys are "superficial and only want skinny bitches", you dial those carbs back a little, hhmmm? It's not our fault you show us a skinny face, then we show up and see that you're 5-9 and 275+, then you say "is that ok?" Well no, no it isn't ok baby. See how in my profile I specifically put "if you're over 50lbs overweight I'm not interested?" YEAH. THAT'S YOU. You're not supposed to weigh as much as B, and have no frame to support it. K? Yeah, let's go dutch on this one. THANKS BAE

[gay sex]

honestly are we allowing this at skatz

[Behemoth]

We allow Chang to post here eventhough we KNOW he tolerates domestic violence everyday at his house. How is this any different?

[gay sex]

seriously though kill urself

[Behemoth]

Gare Gare Gare. Gonna have to dial that T dosage back. Or put on your big boy pants, son.

[gay sex]

SERIOUSLY THOUGH KILL YOURSELF