UPDATE: BILL CLINTON AND HIS GIRLFRIEND ARE STILL VERY FAT

[Been]

i seriously wouldn't even race this one

[Behemoth]

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i seriously wouldn't even race this one

Is he still a pompous know it all blowhard?

[Hillbilly Jim]

[Been]

behemoth i don't keep up with his site so i'm unsure of the force at which he blows

[Behemoth]

I have never been to his site so I'm equally unsure as to how much force his big fucking jew mouth produces with each gasp. I'm going to ballpark it in terms of terrible movies. Somewhere between Aliens VS Cowboys and Failure to Launch sound about right?

[Hillbilly Jim]

bean bought a yearling and named it Todd's High Horse

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BOOM ROASTED

[Been]

why would you watch either of those

[Behemoth]

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Originally Posted by Been

why would you watch either of those

Why would people go to his site? These questions and more tonight on news at 11

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[Been]

DEVELOPING STORY FROM AROUND THE WEB: TODD ************************ GETS MAD AT THE INTERNET; LESS CALORIES BURNED IRL

[Behemoth]

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DEVELOPING STORY FROM AROUND THE WEB: TODD ************************ GETS MAD AT THE INTERNET; LESS CALORIES BURNED IRL

That story later but first, we take you live to his cholesterol screening which is just in. Not looking good folks. After years of being accused of using performance enhancing drugs, it's pretty much confirmed that he's juicing. BIGTIME. Normal cholesterol for a man in his late 40's would be 200ish. Witteless just posted a 480.