can we talk about that film cliche where its like oh we just had sex

[gay sex]

and then 2 minutes of exposition later and some bullshit talk its like yup im ready to go again

this my friends is horseshit, real people are in the bathroom running for whatever is nearbye to drink and watching a chick clean cum off her OH BUT TWO SECONDS LATER WE ROLL BACK IN THE SHEETS never fucking happening hollywood and if ur that much of a loser where u have to try to get it up again vs getting some sunchips and drinking juice out of the bottle uuuuuuuuuuuu are an idiot

[gay sex]

i dont want to say its already ruined how ridiculous house of lies is but it took me out of the show to the point where im ready to cancel showtime

[gay sex]

also if ur post sex snack isnt either sun chips, honey roasted peanuts or a bite of a bagel i really dont want to know you

[gay sex]

i will sub in standing in front of the fridge eating string cheese naked and that took alot for me people

[Behemoth]

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Originally Posted by gay sex

and then 2 minutes of exposition later and some bullshit talk its like yup im ready to go again

this my friends is horseshit, real people are in the bathroom running for whatever is nearbye to drink and watching a chick clean cum off her OH BUT TWO SECONDS LATER WE ROLL BACK IN THE SHEETS never fucking happening hollywood and if ur that much of a loser where u have to try to get it up again vs getting some sunchips and drinking juice out of the bottle uuuuuuuuuuuu are an idiot

[Behemoth]

Gonna be interesting to see if Gare can come back from this embarrassment of a thread. Sometimes I think he does it just to balance out a good day he had. Like yesterday he strolled down to Big Lots and they were wheeling out a skid of expired lemon pepsi for 25 cents a can and he bought all of them. Had to make two trips in the aveo but kid got it done.

[gay sex]

NICE TRY BRO

[anatine]

real talk behemoth is confused because he eats everything he has sex with well within the 2 minute marker.

[Behemoth]

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Originally Posted by sonatine

real talk behemoth is confused because he eats everything he has sex with well within the 2 minute marker.

Get real, hookers have ZERO nutritional value bro. Besides that, they're kinda stringy when you cook'em. NO BUENO

[Bobby Wong]

i like to have a sandwich during sex but sometimes my ladyfriend gets upset if i set it on her back