OFFICIAL Bloody Mary Recipe thread (OFFICIAL)

[DRK Star]

I have been POUNDING these all morning. Please list your favorite recipes:

‎2 parts Smirnoff, 1 part Camaranazo (shrimp cocktail) 4 parts Clamato Juice, tablespoon of pickle juice from jar, dash of tobasco, dash of lime and lemon juice, dash of worcestire sauce, sprinkle of dill and celery salt, celery garnish and a dollop of horseradish.

Also had this old college bar recipe (drank 21 of these on my 20th birthday at that bar):

2 parts vodka, 5 parts clamato, 1 tablespoon of tequilla, 1 tablespoon of brandy, dash of tobasco, a few dashes of worcestire sauce, celery salt on rim, celery garnish and/or olives.



please provide some recipes so I can get trashed this afternoon

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	Terrible Drink, disgusting even
	fucking fantastic drink
	Terrible Drink, disgusting even
	how dare they
	were going red here, you might as well be chugging submental fat
	retroactive red rep for butthurt
	solid

[Steerpike]

I can vouch for the dorkster's bloody mary making skills, in fact the only ones i've ever had were made by him and were tippety-top

[jiveturkeysuckafool]

it certainly beats bud light with clamato

[dual]

dorkstar, awesome

i drink kbloody marys about 2-3 times a year and i will have like 2 max(lol at 21????)
but i enjoy them

recipe sounds fanatsic but this whole thing is a thinly veiled brag

pic of shania twain in the "that dont impress me much" video

[dual]

have you ever tried srirachi in a bloody mary? lol that would be terrible. someone hasd efinitely tried that already

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It's actually good, but not as good as Vietnamese chili sauce

[gay sex]

lol dual ur more like bloody boring amirite

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spot on, old chap!

[gay sex]

boom alienated

[Vwls with one L dammit]

I love a good bloody. Prefer the Caesar variety though. Best recipe I've ever encountered:

top shelf vodka of your choice
Clamato (don't cheap out and buy any other tomato juice or blend - has to be Clamato)
fresh garlic
Worcestershire
Vietnamese chili sauce (this is the key that makes this Caesar special)
fresh ground black pepper
celery salt (optional)
horseradish (optional)
fresh limes
fresh celery (and other veggies if desired)

Pour equal parts vodka and Clamato over ice, splash in Worcestershire and press in about a 1/8 teaspoon of fresh garlic juice. Mix in 1/4 teaspoon of the Vietnamese chili sauce (you'll have to experiment to see how much heat is good for you - I like mine pretty spicy, but not so much that you can't taste all the other flavors).

Squeeze in half a lime, and grind some fresh black pepper in. You can add a shake of celery salt if you like, but it's not needed to make this the greatest Caesar ever. Likewise if you are a big fan of horseradish, you can put a dab in, but again, the chili sauce, Worcestershire and lime is going to take care of most of the big flavor here.

Garnish with a fresh celery stick and a lime wedge. Enjoy.

You can get creative with your garnishes and build a small salad on your glass rim if you like. I have used olives and Serranos, and even cherry tomatoes. But the celery is mandatory. I avoid pickled veggies - to me, you need the fresh crispy flavor of a fresh veggie to offset the spiciness of the drink.

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Caesar Godess

[Hillbilly Jim]

shit is gross end thread

[gay sex]

jesus fucking christ i forgot that a bloody mary thread is like a mac miller thread for sk