So I'm going to west virginia tomorrow and am staying at one of the casinos for a few days. Anyhow I did a search for nearby strip clubs, because, well because why not.
I found a strip club about a mile away from the casino that has a hot tub room. Never heard of this before and am intrigued by the concept. But at the moment im leaning towards not getting anywhere near that likely Superfund site for obvious reasons.
As much as I'd like the report of the tilt that would ensue, I am personally not a fan of mixing pretexts into what is creepy enough with all the Christian bullshit as it is.
There is nothing more sleazy and eww than when a brothel or massage parlour or a strip club attempts to deflect attention away from what it produces. Or suggests one might have alternate or superfluous reasons for being in one than the one and only reason one could ever have an interest in pursuing.
Entirely possible is that my fear of water precludes my capacity to be objective but I have a small degree of expert opinion on the issue; painstakingly acquired at unnecessarily high degrees of sub-requisite noose. But if I wanted to bathe, I would probably go somewhere to do that. Like my bathroom.
Curiousity and appreciation for absurdity are gonna be the death of me. Have decided that I need to see this hot tub room. If I never post again it means I drowned Tuesday night around 11:00 pm est. Admiral, I'm gonna need you to avenge my death.
So I'm going to west virginia tomorrow and am staying at one of the casinos for a few days. Anyhow I did a search for nearby strip clubs, because, well because why not.
I found a strip club about a mile away from the casino that has a hot tub room. Never heard of this before and am intrigued by the concept. But at the moment im leaning towards not getting anywhere near that likely Superfund site for obvious reasons.
DON'T DO THE HOT TUB SON! DON'T DO IT! It will literally be you and some busted out methed up whore sitting in a hot tub in a bikini. You really wanna have a conversation with a stripper and pay $200 for it?