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Old 10-18-2012, 02:52 AM   #1
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Scooter is trying to get it sorted but the dude has much more serious issues at hand first.
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This shit could have really fucked me actually. I still haven't managed to sort out some fucking VISA shit. And I spent 40 min with Thai police in their watchtower being strip-searched and drug-tested and basically sweating me to find out how much they could get.

I was in big fucking trouble at one point, because there was a Thai kid they brought in around 20 or 22 or so, and either they were putting drugs on him or he was carrying drugs, because they cracked a white cap open and they were tasting it and looking at me out of the corner of their eyes. It might have just been a psychological ploy but omg was it working.

And the entire time if they'd realised the complex dates mess in the legal but...legalish VISA mess I've got, well I would have had a bit of a fucking problem on my hands.

I got out of it in the end purely by accident by telling Truth without even trying to manipulate. They were really fucking hostile at one point around the half hour mark when they yelled at me to take my jeans off and I didn't understand because I thought they meant socks and they yelled again in frustration because they weren't the cool, calm and collected kind; they were under stress and pressure and I was fucking trying to keep it together.

They angrily demanded to know why I'd been in their country so long and I told them the Truth. I hate Christians. They stared at me and I tried to explain what Christians were and I did a prayer charade which FML is the Thai greeting Sawadee-krap and that got confusing but I finally made them understand what Christians were and one had no clue but the other knew and he was a lot softer after that. 5 min later the other one demanded to know whether I had a g/f or a wife and I was honest again, "Thai girls too pretty and too smart for me. The ones I'm interested in have no interest, the ones that are interested in farang...I'm not interested in." We were right near Asoke which is Soi Cowboy at 7pm and the little teeny-boppers were all around the guardhouse and I added..."but I don't even think they like farang, they just pretending and good for them. I like Thailand and I am not here to cause trouble but to stay away from Christians who I hate. Thailand has no Christians, if Thailand lets me stay here I'll be here till I die."

I meant all this, and I never once considered I was saying anything beneficial until the smaller one's chest puffed out maybe 3 inches and his face glowed with pride.

Feels good that emotional currency doesn't it? It's all bullshit of course, cause you can't eat it and I could easily have been lying there but I wasn't obviously. My heart raced in hope at realising I'd just said something very very good, but they were still pretty gruff and around the 40 min mark I thought "I'm fucked." And just when I thought that, they handed me all my cash, IDs, cards and nodded to the door. That was one of the most uncertain walks I've ever done to a door in my life. I had no idea if I was going too fast or too slow so I decided to err on slow as my instincts (always terrible) were screaming GTFO. I didn't look back but I imagine they weren't even looking, having turned back to the TV or something.

But anyway, my point is that I have had enough of this bullshit week. The house will be cleaned. I'm cleaning it. No negotiating with Toddlers. I've offered them all week endlessly, to make a case for their actions and now Jewdonk is giving ME 25 infraction points?

Fix this shit immediately as per instructed. No more giving Toddlers drunk ideas. It's your fault they got those ideas in the first place.

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This shit could have really fucked me actually. I still haven't managed to sort out some fucking VISA shit. And I spent 40 min with Thai police in their watchtower being strip-searched and drug-tested and basically sweating me to find out how much they could get.

I was in big fucking trouble at one point, because there was a Thai kid they brought in around 20 or 22 or so, and either they were putting drugs on him or he was carrying drugs, because they cracked a white cap open and they were tasting it and looking at me out of the corner of their eyes. It might have just been a psychological ploy but omg was it working.

And the entire time if they'd realised the complex dates mess in the legal but...legalish VISA mess I've got, well I would have had a bit of a fucking problem on my hands.

I got out of it in the end purely by accident by telling Truth without even trying to manipulate. They were really fucking hostile at one point around the half hour mark when they yelled at me to take my jeans off and I didn't understand because I thought they meant socks and they yelled again in frustration because they weren't the cool, calm and collected kind; they were under stress and pressure and I was fucking trying to keep it together.

They angrily demanded to know why I'd been in their country so long and I told them the Truth. I hate Christians. They stared at me and I tried to explain what Christians were and I did a prayer charade which FML is the Thai greeting Sawadee-krap and that got confusing but I finally made them understand what Christians were and one had no clue but the other knew and he was a lot softer after that. 5 min later the other one demanded to know whether I had a g/f or a wife and I was honest again, "Thai girls too pretty and too smart for me. The ones I'm interested in have no interest, the ones that are interested in farang...I'm not interested in." We were right near Asoke which is Soi Cowboy at 7pm and the little teeny-boppers were all around the guardhouse and I added..."but I don't even think they like farang, they just pretending and good for them. I like Thailand and I am not here to cause trouble but to stay away from Christians who I hate. Thailand has no Christians, if Thailand lets me stay here I'll be here till I die."

I meant all this, and I never once considered I was saying anything beneficial until the smaller one's chest puffed out maybe 3 inches and his face glowed with pride.

Feels good that emotional currency doesn't it? It's all bullshit of course, cause you can't eat it and I could easily have been lying there but I wasn't obviously. My heart raced in hope at realising I'd just said something very very good, but they were still pretty gruff and around the 40 min mark I thought "I'm fucked." And just when I thought that, they handed me all my cash, IDs, cards and nodded to the door. That was one of the most uncertain walks I've ever done to a door in my life. I had no idea if I was going too fast or too slow so I decided to err on slow as my instincts (always terrible) were screaming GTFO. I didn't look back but I imagine they weren't even looking, having turned back to the TV or something.

But anyway, my point is that I have had enough of this bullshit week. The house will be cleaned. I'm cleaning it. No negotiating with Toddlers. I've offered them all week endlessly, to make a case for their actions and now Jewdonk is giving ME 25 infraction points?

Fix this shit immediately as per instructed. No more giving Toddlers drunk ideas. It's your fault they got those ideas in the first place.

yesterday i learned what farang means, i never knew i would be using that knowledge so soon
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This shit could have really fucked me actually. I still haven't managed to sort out some fucking VISA shit. And I spent 40 min with Thai police in their watchtower being strip-searched and drug-tested and basically sweating me to find out how much they could get.

I was in big fucking trouble at one point, because there was a Thai kid they brought in around 20 or 22 or so, and either they were putting drugs on him or he was carrying drugs, because they cracked a white cap open and they were tasting it and looking at me out of the corner of their eyes. It might have just been a psychological ploy but omg was it working.

And the entire time if they'd realised the complex dates mess in the legal but...legalish VISA mess I've got, well I would have had a bit of a fucking problem on my hands.

I got out of it in the end purely by accident by telling Truth without even trying to manipulate. They were really fucking hostile at one point around the half hour mark when they yelled at me to take my jeans off and I didn't understand because I thought they meant socks and they yelled again in frustration because they weren't the cool, calm and collected kind; they were under stress and pressure and I was fucking trying to keep it together.

They angrily demanded to know why I'd been in their country so long and I told them the Truth. I hate Christians. They stared at me and I tried to explain what Christians were and I did a prayer charade which FML is the Thai greeting Sawadee-krap and that got confusing but I finally made them understand what Christians were and one had no clue but the other knew and he was a lot softer after that. 5 min later the other one demanded to know whether I had a g/f or a wife and I was honest again, "Thai girls too pretty and too smart for me. The ones I'm interested in have no interest, the ones that are interested in farang...I'm not interested in." We were right near Asoke which is Soi Cowboy at 7pm and the little teeny-boppers were all around the guardhouse and I added..."but I don't even think they like farang, they just pretending and good for them. I like Thailand and I am not here to cause trouble but to stay away from Christians who I hate. Thailand has no Christians, if Thailand lets me stay here I'll be here till I die."

I meant all this, and I never once considered I was saying anything beneficial until the smaller one's chest puffed out maybe 3 inches and his face glowed with pride.

Feels good that emotional currency doesn't it? It's all bullshit of course, cause you can't eat it and I could easily have been lying there but I wasn't obviously. My heart raced in hope at realising I'd just said something very very good, but they were still pretty gruff and around the 40 min mark I thought "I'm fucked." And just when I thought that, they handed me all my cash, IDs, cards and nodded to the door. That was one of the most uncertain walks I've ever done to a door in my life. I had no idea if I was going too fast or too slow so I decided to err on slow as my instincts (always terrible) were screaming GTFO. I didn't look back but I imagine they weren't even looking, having turned back to the TV or something.

But anyway, my point is that I have had enough of this bullshit week. The house will be cleaned. I'm cleaning it. No negotiating with Toddlers. I've offered them all week endlessly, to make a case for their actions and now Jewdonk is giving ME 25 infraction points?

Fix this shit immediately as per instructed. No more giving Toddlers drunk ideas. It's your fault they got those ideas in the first place.


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Thai police carry guns?
Aren't Thai men very small?
Like midget small?
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While doing due diligence research on my next trip to BK I was informed point blank that the cops are shaking down foreigners (specifically around Asoke btw) and doing spot visa checks, so on.

Link? I seen nothing on TV forum but then I don't know how to use Search functions on forums I swear at God.

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Apparently this has something to do with a measure of embarrassment incurred by upper ranking officers when it was revealed that quite a few of the recent terror incidents were perpetrated by foreigners who had come over a year+ ago on month visas, shacked up in slums, and simply never left.

Am I completely out of it? Which terror incidents? The last one I remember was the Iranian / possible Jewish shenanigans (but probably Iranian) bomber that threw the grenade at the taxi that wouldn't stop, the grenade bounced off and blew off his legs ROFL.

But the pictures shiver. They weren't so ROFL.

FYI you don't ever want to do that. If you were wondering. Just say No to emotional outbursts where you throw grenades at taxis that don't stop for you (probably because you're a crazy Iranian holding grenades).

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In typical Thai fashion, they are now targetting anyone who looks foreign, especially in upscale neighborhoods, because if there is one thing Thailand doesnt need its their filthy foreign money and patronage.

Ugh. Because Asoke isn't exactly upscale but it's far from the shitholes where all the creeps get picked up. I was shocked. Literally nabbed coming out of MRT right next to Terminal 21. It's pretty much Central.

Thailand needs foreign money. 1.1 million girls fire the engine room of this nation's economy. What Thailand doesn't need (or want) is Western money. It's not a good exchange.

I have been inside very upscale, pricey g-clubs where they don't really need a "NO NIGGERS" sign cause I know I'm the Nigger or look like a nigger (but obv not actually one) cause I know that when every sign is in Korean, Japanese, Thai there is a language they have intentionally excluded.

I go in anyway cause I'm a fucking champion. And because they don't hate Caucasians, they hate Toddler farangs. But who doesn't.

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THAILAND FOR THAIS.

And for Koreans Japanese and they're marketing to China now. I had breakfast with some funny Chinese each morning at Buritari. They wanted to practice their English. God they're funny. They must learn from some British imperial English textbooks or something because their small talk is the most entertaining you'd ever have to 'endure'. The little kids are so fearless, like I was typing away furiously and one comes up and just stands next to me to see what I was doing and stands there for like 10 min almost leaning on me (on the first day). That's not normal, but I seen it repeated with Chinese kids multiple times. No idea if it means anything. Maybe no pedophiles or "respect elders' violent emotional capacity for insanity" types. Fuck if I know.

But fuck Westerners. They're doing everything wrong. Fucking Toddlers. They just fuck everyone's lives imagining they're so shrewd cause the rules don't apply to them. For 5000 years we've been stuck in this insanity.

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Oh also the new hotness apparently is accusing Abhisit of hiring the black shirts during the uprisings.

I love you Thailand but you're bringing me down.

Sigh. He's supposed to be releasing a book soon telling, in his words, the Truth about what happened with the breakdown of negotiations with the Red Shirts. I was intrigued by this because I thought it was common knowledge. He gave them everything they asked for because they were going to destroy the country if he didn't (but not really, the Army would have just steamrolled a few thousand of them for big business - and christ did Robert Amsterdam want that result - he had to make do with 80 instead most of which were killed by Red on Red, only because of Abhisit's genius in avoiding what's now happening in Syria [was supposed to be Thailand's fate]). But Abhisit gave them everything. They accepted. Then the next day they reneged blaming Abhisit ROFL.

Their excuse? "We just can't trust him."

But they could hijack the entire country again? "Yeah but that would be effort so...insanity continue!"

They were literally lambs to the spoil. They were intended to die. They didn't know it. Abhisit saved their lives, promised them safe passage home, commandeered all the bus companies and detailed military divisions to protect them from the hundreds of thousands of Bangkokians that wanted blood - so many people lost their jobs, livelihoods - and to repay him?

hahah you can't FUCK AROUND with Toddlers Vaughn you fucking Toddler.

To repay Abhisit and Decency, they snickered. They set Bangkok on fire. *teehee*



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Couple quick questions.

Thai police carry guns?
Aren't Thai men very small?
Like midget small?

Yes.
No.
Absolutely not.

They're actually quite dashing. It's a real fucking bitch actually. It really pisses me off sometimes. They're a lot more 'effeminate' (as in style-obsessed, lean, fashionista, well-groomed) than most or all Asian men but they're a pretty dashing bunch. Cocky and self-assured motherfuckers too (which is a good thing really, christ; if Thai guys felt threatened by farangs...fuck).

This model is kinda representative of the Thonglor club scene.



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