I am not the only one, the question is why would it be something embarrassing to talk about? I don't give a fuck, why would you? Or anyone, for that matter.
What you think about me means 0.0 to me. If you judge me for the things I say, that's your damn problem.
When I was 13 14 15 I used to cut holes in the bottoms of stuffed animals and fuck the cotton, then I tried adding lotion (FAIL) and wised up one day and stuck some warm lunch meat in there. Eventually I figured out the super fatty bologna would become slick when microwaved, and had a blast for a couple weeks, until the juice in the stuffed animal began to sour and smell funky. Buying a couple new stuffed bunnies worked well, and then I had a girlfriend who would blow me anytime anywhere at my side and forgot about the whole thing until I recounted my lunch meat affair on donkdown.