u know what seprates us from the savages?

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dramatic pause

[anatine]

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in real life id look at sonatine and his weird nerd friend he brought to meet us at some hipster barbeque restaurant

and id be like wow is that ur gayte accompli and hed know i was using fait accompli against him but his retard friend would be covered in sauce and tine would be appropriately shamed

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rofl

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omg its like you knew

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seriously tho id be appropriately ashamed.

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dark knight rises is only 5.99 and u get it for 48 hours in hd, id advise yhou to tuck in cuz lord knows i was drinking vodka in the theater the first time this is new to me

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btw 48 hours thats super generous and ive never seen that before on demand

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i may or may not have literally downloaded a copy because lets be honest the reviews werent that hot, and like, when i pay for something its like im voting.

and i dont vote for this.

id vote for a $4.95 HD 85 minute long Roger episode. or hours of slow motion spey casting on scottish rivers at dawn.

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look theres like 4 things in this life that are important, one being insanely psyched by the miami viace trailer with the jay z song and seeing that in theaters in aught 7? i think and going holy fuck this movie is awful

stumbling into batman begins with zero knowledge or internet snark and being blown away in 05

obv looking forward to the dark knight with poppa ledger

and then finally getting some dark knight rises in imax super drunk and remembering none of it so u can now watch it again, these are life passages tine

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also owning 3 dvds one being die hard 2 b eing tombstone 3 being man on fire and keeping them in ur heart at all times