Seriously tho if your Russian barber doesnt stink of cigarettes - SkatzPoker

anatine · 12-15-2012, 11:34 PM

just cut your losses and find an excuse to bounce out of there, youre in the wrong spot.

Mine, btw, is named Boris, and does in fact stink of cigs, hence the $20 tip on a $22 haircut + hot towel shave.

anatine · 12-15-2012, 11:35 PM

Seriously tho my neck is huge so he had a lot of work to do.

anatine · 12-15-2012, 11:35 PM

Celebration in progress featuring potato rolls and bourbon roasted chicken.

gay sex · 12-15-2012, 11:41 PM

OH SO NOW WERE STEALING NECKFAT JOKES ARE YOU SERIOUS BRO http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u24juhD-oF4

Bobby Wong · 12-15-2012, 11:46 PM

i had a barber once cut this terrible fart and try to play it off like it didnt happen and spray a bunch of aquanet around to cover up the smell

gay sex · 12-15-2012, 11:48 PM

that was when he got his last haircut 7 years ago

gay sex · 12-15-2012, 11:49 PM

hes been burning his hair with a lighter and shaving the burns in the shower ever since A TRUE WILDMAN

Suicide King · 12-15-2012, 11:49 PM

If you meet a Russian who doesn't smoke they are most likely a cia double agent.

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