OFFICIALWATCHING THE OSCARS THREAD

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WHAAAAAAAT ITS GO TIME, RED CARPET FOR THE NEXT HOUR THEN *BAM* OSCARDS TIME

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i feel like im going to make it until at least ... 8:50.

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also this is the official ABC feed i dont know what you dumb dicked white faggots watch tho.

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also someone who is apparently famous is announcing and named 'kristen' but i swer to christ mate its actually amy sedaris.

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seth is gonna be electric

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it is a joke that lincolns gonna win everything so we wont get any good speeches though OR SHOULD I SAY DOUGH CUZ ITS RIGGED BY THE ILLUMINATI WHERE YOU AT TYDE

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ok its kriesten chuttawith(?) and im dead serious shes an asian woman wandering around in amy sedaris' pelt.

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also im having trouble with the commercials because rseriously i just want to watch every second of this without interruption

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im literally watching iron man on fx on mute while drinking blue gatorade and vodka so yea im a little behind you right now

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I DONT GO IN FOR ALL THAT PREGAME HYPE SON