CORONADO FLOWER SHOW 2011

[rum dick]

HAVE A BLUE RIBBON IN THE BANK.

THERE WILL BE A BEER GARDEN.

SFO!!!!

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run the city

[gay sex]

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK

[rum dick]

Plebian is the nice way of saying redneck nouveau riche

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Redneck brothers for life

[gay sex]

also a nice way of saying lol you failed the bar twice omg bro

[rum dick]

third time is the charm ----

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u were hecka missed

[gay sex]

also shout out to angelos and drunken aunts all day

[VaughnP]

I changed the ranks to:

0-30 posts = Freedman

31-443 posts = Plebeian

444-∞ = Patrician

until we can come up with something better.


We, the Patricians, can say things like "the fucking plebs are destroying this place", while wearing togas and shit.

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toga toga toga

[anatine]

Quote:

Originally Posted by VaughnP

I changed the ranks to:

0-30 posts = Freedman

31-443 posts = Plebeian

444-∞ = Patrician

until we can come up with something better.


We, the Patricians, can say things like "the fucking plebs are destroying this place", while wearing togas and shit.

Did you talk to Steerpike before making these changes?

Its important to manage up, not just down.

[VaughnP]

Speaking of the word pleb, Jive is currently browsing the forum. I think his visitor message wall on Boreus, however long ago, indirectly inspired the current Skatz ranking titles.

[VaughnP]

Notice all of the post times.

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jiveturkeysuckafool - Aug 8th, 2009 11:24 PM - permalink Report
HELLO, SCUM.

jiveturkeysuckafool - Aug 8th, 2009 11:24 PM - permalink Report
good day, my plebeian friend.

jiveturkeysuckafool - Aug 8th, 2009 11:23 PM - permalink Report
I'M THINKING OF WAYS TO FUCKING KILL YOU AS WE SPEAK.

jiveturkeysuckafool - Aug 8th, 2009 11:23 PM - permalink Report
well, stupid is as stupid does. carry on, my wayward son.

jiveturkeysuckafool - Aug 8th, 2009 11:22 PM - permalink Report
SAY HI TO YOUR FUCKING INBRED CLAN FOR ME, FUCKSTICK. THEY LOVE ME LONG TIME, MUCH MORE THAN THEY DO YOUR SORRY ASS.

jiveturkeysuckafool - Aug 8th, 2009 11:22 PM - permalink Report
i'm afraid i haven't the faintest idea about what it is you reference. your coarseness galls me ineffably.

jiveturkeysuckafool - Aug 8th, 2009 11:20 PM - permalink Report
YOU SORRY BAG OF SYPHILITIC RABBIT JIZZUM. YOU DON'T TALK TO A PIPELAYER LIKE THAT.

jiveturkeysuckafool - Aug 8th, 2009 11:19 PM - permalink Report
why such hostility, sir? if you detect a speck of condescension in my tone, perhaps you should engage in some introspection to determine if it is warranted.

jiveturkeysuckafool - Aug 8th, 2009 11:18 PM - permalink Report
I FUCKED YOUR SISTER. I FUCKED YOUR BROTHER. I FUCKED YOUR PET FROG WHILE PLAYING FROGGER ON YOUR APPLE 2GS. I EVEN KILLED YOUR GRANDMOTHER, THOUGH SHE DIED IN A STATE OF GREAT GRATITUDE.

jiveturkeysuckafool - Aug 8th, 2009 11:17 PM - permalink Report
i can't say that i care for that story. i'll have you know that i can share some lurid anecdotes of my own with you, and you'd be none too pleased with their contents. kindly cease and desist your profligate haranguing.

jiveturkeysuckafool - Aug 8th, 2009 11:15 PM - permalink Report
YEAH, WELL GET THIS: YOUR GRANDMOTHER'S DESICCATED COOCH WAS DRIPPING BLOOD AFTER I ELEPHANT-COCKED HER. SHE LITERALLY WITHERED INTO A SKELETON AFTER I GAVE HER THE BEST (I.E. SECOND) FUCKING SHE EVER HAD. YOU FUCKING PRUDESPAWN SCUM.

jiveturkeysuckafool - Aug 8th, 2009 11:11 PM - permalink Report
is that so, stupid? well, not only did i give your father a reacharound balltickling while he was fucking me in the ass, i jizzed inside your whore of a mother as he withdrew and climaxed on my glistening buttocks.

jiveturkeysuckafool - Aug 8th, 2009 11:11 PM - permalink Report
I PRAY YOU DIE A SLOW, MISERABLE DEATH. END FUCKING TRANSMISSION.

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ah, sweet, sweet memories of a time long lost