please its wait till the last minute and then go oh fuck and then search for a pro flowers discount code and then get her a plant thats gonna be delivered on weds, but you imply that they guaranteed mothers day delivery so when it shows up 3 days late it gives her time to bitch about the unreliability of delivery drivers, and im like i knoww mom thats what you get with this newfangled internet, also coming in 3 days late is a strategic one up of my siblings gifts that get there on time, its just good strategy
i did write a hell of a card and she wiill get a call
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