IN LESS DRK GETTING JACKED NEWS

[gay sex]

ive now resorted to buying 1.75 liters of svedka these idiots priced it at 25.99 im pretty sure thats gotta be like wholesale price cuz they were selling a normal sized bottle for 19.99 so yall know i bought 3 and i obviously lied like yea stocking up for a party not just secretly buying gallons of vodka at 9 am guy behind the counter

[gay sex]

also real talk while u peoples depressing poverty is now a thing im aware of

OLD GARE HAS 19 DOLLAR A POUND SCALLOPS IN HIS FRIDGE AND I WILL BE ATTEMPTING TO COOK THEM LATER

[gay sex]

rofl real talk i only bought 4 cuz i have no idea what to do just pan sear them in butter and eat them im not looking up recipes

[Sonatine's hidden salami]

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Originally Posted by gay sex

rofl real talk i only bought 4 cuz i have no idea what to do just pan sear them in butter and eat them im not looking up recipes

just a guess but probably want to heat butter and garlic in a glass dish until melted and brush on to the scallops evenly, broil at 350 for like 16-17 minutes (you know when they're done, meat pulls from bone/shell that sort of thing) and make sure to brush on the butter garlic stuff every couple minutes. Also you'd better have a steak to go with those and the steak had better not be chewy because if you serve a man (or woman) a chewy steak and $14 scallops that person will literally hate you for the rest of their life.

[Bobby Wong]

realtalk im so deep in the economic underclass im not even real sure what a scallop is

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	ill tweet a pic when i go at this later
	Nicely done
	right there with ya

[Sonatine's hidden salami]

well, right there with you in spirit because we are literally worlds apart but that's nitpicking I suppose.

gay sex swing some of that old money this way to help me get planted in north dakota. I'll put the cash up for my travel and hotel your cash is for a credit line so I don't fucking starve to death or God knows what could happen to me out there.

I will probably spend a certain percentage on drugs (it's in the contract. if you missed re-read the last two lines of paragraph 97 plus like all of paragraphs 98 and um the rest past that point) and you get like 5 points more on the backend which is totally worth it. We can settle the ongoing debate as to whether Rum Dick can really solve my problems (by making me live in another state with no safety net so if I fuck up I am actually screwed) and I can tweet pictures of tweekers doing odd things at 4am with linesmans pliers a few feet of string silly putty and copper wire (THE POSSIBILITIES ARE LITERALLY ENDLESS) and sonatine can bitch because he hates his life and wishes he were tall handsome and energetic like me.

[gay sex]

Rofl how can you even broil something at 350 grapes what is going on here

[Sonatine's hidden salami]

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Originally Posted by gay sex

Rofl how can you even broil something at 350 grapes what is going on here

Broiled Scallops
Another speedy and easy prep method is broiling.
Preheat the broiler. Place scallops on a greased, unheated rack of a broiler pan. If you like, you can thread three or four scallops onto skewers, leaving 1/4-inch spaces between pieces.
In a small bowl stir together 3 tablespoons melted butter or vegetable oil, 1/4 teaspoon black pepper, and 1/8 teaspoon paprika. Brush half of the butter mixture on the scallops.
Broil about 4 inches from the heat for 8 to 10 minutes or until scallops are opaque, turning and brushing with the remaining melted-butter mixture halfway through broiling. Serve with tartar sauce, sweet-and-sour sauce, or another favorite prepared sauce.

[Sonatine's hidden salami]

if your oven sucks dick and you can't even broil at a specified temperature I don't know what else to say other than you need to get a nicer, better oven.

[Sonatine's hidden salami]

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Hey jaymike when you get unbanned answer this question - do Mike and Mary mind it when you come back to their home at all hours of the night grinding your teeth babbling about Self and gay porn?
And a follow-up - don't you think Mike has a little bit on his hands what with the love of his life dying a slow humiliating death via dementia without having to provide for and raise a sociopathic lazy spoiled brat? I mean changing flashlight batteries is a pretty big contribution to the household and all but that's like a thirty second once every six months kinda chore.

Jaymike pm me grownup mikes number I wanna have a chat with him. Thanks.

No.