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Old 10-02-2013, 10:57 PM   #1
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Why do people constantly argue about an invisible being named "GOD?" I have a theory to this: I believe everyone has God inside of their hearts and it is their sole mission in life to complete this fantastic puzzle and mystery game that God put together for everyone. For those who don't get it at the end of the day the joke will be on them..... just watch err wait.. you'll see... God is a very, very smart entity when this was all created. How could God NOT be when God is Omniscient?? Who do you think created "EVIL" or "SATAN" etc? GOD DID! Who do you think chooses their battles?? HUMANS DO!!! Those who figure it out become what you call "messengers" or whatever you want to call them, but we all come in different forms. Some may be Janitors, some may be waiters.... Some may be posting "crazy" stuff on Skatz. We are everywhere sending the message differently and those who will "SEE THE LIGHT" will be able to find God and do miraculous things for this world! It's a big test indeed, but also a game of life! The greatest game to have ever been created! Whomever is here now has chosen to come here at this time to play and take part in this Great Game! You just don't remember it yet, but you will! Jesus is part of this game also! He's waiting for your next move while we play chess! That is all I will say for now. However, I will say one thing that remains true no matter who, what, where you are: That Love Is The Key to All! Even if it hurts sometimes.... but that's part of the Game. Are you listening????? If you stop playing you're going to fail your mission. #Checkmate
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realtalk who could have guessed that scooter would outlive jim?

you would have picked the older much poorer guy for real? get the fuck outta here with that bullshit, mother nature does not make mistakes. jim never stood a chance.
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Why do people constantly argue about an invisible being named "GOD?" I have a theory to this: I believe everyone has God inside of their hearts and it is their sole mission in life to complete this fantastic puzzle and mystery game that God put together for everyone. For those who don't get it at the end of the day the joke will be on them..... just watch err wait.. you'll see... God is a very, very smart entity when this was all created. How could God NOT be when God is Omniscient?? Who do you think created "EVIL" or "SATAN" etc? GOD DID! Who do you think chooses their battles?? HUMANS DO!!! Those who figure it out become what you call "messengers" or whatever you want to call them, but we all come in different forms. Some may be Janitors, some may be waiters.... Some may be posting "crazy" stuff on Skatz. We are everywhere sending the message differently and those who will "SEE THE LIGHT" will be able to find God and do miraculous things for this world! It's a big test indeed, but also a game of life! The greatest game to have ever been created! Whomever is here now has chosen to come here at this time to play and take part in this Great Game! You just don't remember it yet, but you will! Jesus is part of this game also! He's waiting for your next move while we play chess! That is all I will say for now. However, I will say one thing that remains true no matter who, what, where you are: That Love Is The Key to All! Even if it hurts sometimes.... but that's part of the Game. Are you listening????? If you stop playing you're going to fail your mission. #Checkmate

You could never be clever enough to actually write anything that good but to show you I am still a good sport I will share with you the truth about everything as I see it. God created itself and that is something we were not made to understand. As God is eternal with no beginning nor end we humans were created with finite lives and free will to produce something invaluable to Him- Entertainment. That's the truth folks, we die because our mortality gives our lives meaning and makes the things we do enjoyable.

Nothing comes free however and God's fee for our gift of mortal lives we get to live and enjoy is precisely that- we must live our lives and never pull the plug, no matter what...we dance around like His pet monkeys and in return we have the briefest of moments to experience things God Himself can only dream of.

lucky us

also i have been cured of my narcissism. it's truly a blessing to have eyes with which I can see Scuter, thank you for that.

i still miss cleo dearly and in the weeks that have followed her passing not once single day has gone by that i did not weep for her. losing tony was devastating but losing cleo actually broke my heart. if god weren't a sociopath he might be compassionate enough to put me out of my misery but alas, my suffering is apparently interesting and helping to pass the time so thanks to my whore mother for forcibly bringing me to life you fucking cunt leech piece of shit. i just....i just cannot imagine another 40-50 years of pain...she was everything to me and i was all she had you selfish heartless cruel bastard.

god is a hustler and we are his greatest hustle, that's the fucking truth right there. to think i used to fall for the religion hustle what with heaven hell and all that bullshit but let me tell you all this- once we die there ain't no fucking afterlife. no heaven no hell god never promised any of that shit and even if he did no one in their right mind could believe him because when we're dead we lose all value to him, we have no leverage. in collections they say "if they don't fear you they won't pay you" so right now right here and now while we are still alive this is the only time we have to get what we want from god because we have something he wants- our mortal lives.

scuter throw me a bone here how might one leverage god into getting what one wants whilst one still has power over a life god wants kept alive as long as possible? has anyone tried this before?
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scuter throw me a bone here how might one leverage god into getting what one wants whilst one still has power over a life god wants kept alive as long as possible? has anyone tried this before?

Don't try using mary, she's already at the cusp of the heavenly gates, so the leverage is minimal and would likely backfire with you ending up in prison and later hell.

I would recommend blackmailing/extorting G-d by either using your own life as the bait or 100 black widows as the bait (but if you go the spider route, it has to all be at the same time because G-d won't blink an eye unless a shit ton of her/his/its precious creatures are at risk...no a few here, a few there). Maybe you could somehow work it where you combined the two options. Surely, that would get some attention and consideration from the Almighty.

Btw - make sure to not try to bluff G-d because she/he/it is omniscience after all and will see your fucking tells (or tail).
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