Filthy Sexy Teens

[anatine]

Im only laughing because the slope from Walking Dead is on it and suddenly hes acting.

[anatine]

Also and Im not kidding I literally almost got rolled for girl scout cookie AND brownie dough and these fucking predatory waifs need to step the fuck off my stoop and keep stepping or bring me my fucking dough. We are seriously like 2 weeks behind delivery schedule and I told them point blank Im paying when the dough gets here and they had the nerve to come by last week and demand payment and I was like seriously? ok fuck it give me a receipt and I swear to god this nervy 13 year old is like YOU GET A RECEIPT WHEN YOU PAY and im like you and your mexican standoff can fuck off until dough is in hand.

[anatine]

BONUS POST

id never in ten billion years go out of my way to watch the eric andre show but when i watch it, i dont hate it.

[anatine]

heres the thing, eric andre has good energy.

[gay sex]

im not really cool with ur upper crust portland racism bro

[anatine]

vaughn, not so much.

[anatine]

im just saying vaughn wouldnt translate well to this format.

[gay sex]

like if u actually had portland food truck street cred id buy it, but this right here, unauthentic bro

[anatine]

and if i can be blunt, my racism is fucking clutch

[anatine]

sorry, im in a mood.