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anatine · 11-25-2013, 03:49 AM

Uhh ok so I just returned from my astral travels and meditations, and I did what I told you what I would do which is send everyone as much of my love energies as possible. How I did this was that there is this invisible shield looking thing that surrounds the earth. I guess you can say it's Earth's energy and it looks wavy. Kinda like when you see wavy water looking things during the Summer when it's hot. Anyway, so I tapped into that field and I sent a shock blast and super charged it with my love so I hope everyone for a moment there felt it, but then... hmmm... then a message came in.
I'm not sure if I want to tell you guys this or not as it is totally counter to what I just said above, but what is said must be told. Basically God told me to tell you, "The Last Judgement has been upon them time and time again, but they cease to remember nor do they care. They only care when they hear the wind spread the rumors of my judgements. They continue to do things against the laws of nature, and soon I will bring them the last judgement again, but this time it will be the like the wrath of a woman scorned!"-
errrm the message given to me was something alng those lines but I heard God say it in a poetic mannor in which I cannot remember it verbatim. The poem of God that is, but basically this is like another warning? I assume that's what God meant when he/she said we've been given the last judgement so many times..... hmmm... and no I'm not crazy and if you want to call me crazy... just as God if what I say is true or not. In other news... did you like the love vibe I sent before God came and interrupted me in while I was traveling the ethers? LOL

gay sex · 11-25-2013, 03:52 AM

shats are being fired here people

gay sex · 11-25-2013, 03:53 AM

btw tine does it ever start to feel like were just holding these idiots hands

anatine · 11-25-2013, 05:57 AM

VaughnP · 11-25-2013, 03:30 PM

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Originally Posted by sonatine

Brah, I've been busy with things like this box, carton, package, whatever the correct term is for this container of Oreos on the edge of my bed. I swear Oreos were about 1000 times better when I was kid, there has to be an explanation.

VaughnP · 11-25-2013, 03:56 PM

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Originally Posted by VaughnP

Brah, I've been busy with things like this box, carton, package, whatever the correct term is for this container of Oreos on the edge of my bed. I swear Oreos were about 1000 times better when I was kid, there has to be an explanation.

In my quest for an explanation, I found this:

http://www.forbes.com/sites/alicegwa...s-like-a-drug/

I rarely, and I mean like once a year rarely, buy Oreos, but this makes a lot of sense. When I eat one, I usually end up eating the entire, whatever the fuck you call this, tray, and then have one of those "did I really just fuck a tranny or jerk off to granny porn" type of moments of reflective self disgust, wallowing in a carb overload of rainy day type of sorrow.

anatine · 11-25-2013, 05:59 AM

i was going to watch Elysium but ive decided to watch a hong kong action movie about a meth dealer.

thug life.

anatine · 11-25-2013, 06:12 AM

aaaaaand of course subtitles dont work on chromecast so time to watch Elysium.

VaughnP · 11-25-2013, 03:31 PM

Oh, and this Chromecast thing is shite.

VLC is grossly underappreciated.

VaughnP · 11-25-2013, 03:34 PM

And we're going to need the pureed fruit gods to forgive for me leaving an unopened Green Machine Naked smoothie setting in my bedroom floor whilst I was out having a 4 hour long conversation with a girl that turned out to be coming down off a meth high.