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Old 03-17-2014, 07:38 AM   #1
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Default Impromptu Late Night Chili

Hankering some chili but what do I have in the cupboard? Tomato paste? NO Tomato sauce? NO Tomatoes in can? NO Tomato juice? NO Hmm.....Ketchup packets...CHECK Water...CHECK....OH BOY THIS IS GONNA BE A DOOZY


Cumin, chili powder, cayenne, oregano, bay leaf, salt, pepper, sugar, maple syrup, ketchup, water, ketchup packets, hot sauce, onions, kidney beans, hamburger, leftover chuck roast. I think the whole state of Texas just sighed. It's pretty spicy though. I went ahead and cooked a little mostaccoli, mixed with the chili along with a spoonful of sour cream and some shredded cheddar. Gotta say I don't hate it.

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Old 03-17-2014, 07:41 AM   #2
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Seriously though, this might be it, might be the one that finally puts ole Gare into such a frothing rage that his heart explodes in his chest.
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Literally used half a bottle of ketchup since that's all I had, and like....I'd say.........60? ketchup packets? Oh yeah, hot sauce came from packets too. Popeyes.
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If I'd cooked it over an open flame inside a discarded muffler, I believe I would've had him. I'll try to do better next time.

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Yep, that chili is an abomination. You should just quit and feed it to a dog.
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Yep, that chili is an abomination. You should just quit and feed it to a dog.


And actually it's pretty decent. Put in some sour cream and some cheese and crackers and it's tasty. I'm pretty surprised what with the hodge podge of shit I had laying around to make it with. Next attempt will be professional grade though. I think ole Jim would be proud. God rest his soul. Up there in heaven now looking down on all of us laughing like a rabid chimp with a fistful of bananas.
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Or feed it to your gaze of cake mix stealing raccoons.
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Who the fuck knows that you call a group of raccoons a gaze?
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Guys, Jim isn't really dead, he is just living his dream on the pro arm wrestling circuit.
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