Blake, ship me super mod so I can upload some sweet gifs into the emoticon library and other assorted funny imagery.
also, its time to get serious about bringing in some new fresh meat
I won't be posting at Venom much (if at all) anymore because of the terrible trolls who are jamming me up and stifling my creativity.
Lately it is a dead zone with virtually zero activity. Gee I wonder why ? (think about it)
I am cool with China and Serial and most of the posters there, but unfortunately there are a few idiots that have been given the green light to hijack threads with the same fucking bullshit. I refuse to put up with these ignoramuses anymore.
These slope brows are allowed to run wild, and it's pointless for me to even show up and post in the first place now.
All I want here at Skatz is the right to ban (5) posters of my choice which can be redeemed at anytime during my tenure here.
There is nobody posting here right now that I would ban, but that would quickly change if I start posting frequently. The leeches will instantly come out of the woodwork and attach themselves to my nuts in a matter days, and that is unacceptable.
Since I don't have any vested interest here, I would like to talk about buying a % of the site for (X) amount of dollars which could be negotiated in the near future. Maybe a couple hundie for a limited partnership of sorts
I'm sure we can find mutually agreeable terms
Also it's important to note that I have a pretty good working knowledge of VBulletin after running Tyde for almost a year
You can limit my controls so I am not in danger of going on Jim Beam ban rampages, but I want the ability to edit questionable content dedicated to trolling me. I have no interest whatsoever in running around deleting posts, but I know the routine trust me.
Suddenly the whole forum and 75% of the threads become about trolling me and everybody loses. I mean its BORING now. How many oral hygiene, checks from mommy, and tv stand one liners can you put up with ? I am burned out on even replying to any of these fucking chumps and the simple solution is to let me make the call when it comes to shitcanning them.
We are only talking about a handful of them anyway (who will remain nameless at this point), but I think I have been more than reasonable when it comes to dealing with the constant harassment, and developed a pretty thick skin considering the barrage of torment from some pretty creepy motherfuckers.
The most frustrating thing for me is not having a platform to express myself creatively without intervention from obsessed weirdos who have difficultly completing a sentence, let alone forming an original thought.
If they were funny or clever or the dialogue wasn't so devoid of brainpower, I would happily engage and unleash the hounds, but I think most of you would agree at this point the quality of trolling is tired, and played out, and just plain fucking pathetic
Highlight the number of posts on your profile, right click, set it to check every 15 minutes. When you post again, your profile will update, check4change will notice, and I'll get a jingle. Thanks for the tip!
how ironic that Bob shows up in this thread just minutes after this thread is posted
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dealing with the constant harassment, and developed a pretty thick skin considering the barrage of torment from some pretty creepy motherfuckers.
The most frustrating thing for me is not having a platform to express myself creatively without intervention from obsessed weirdos who have difficultly completing a sentence, let alone forming an original thought.
Now that online poker is toast, I could quite honestly give a flying fuck about these crappy forums, or for that matter, most of the people who post on them.
There are a few solid people and exceptions to this rule (you know who you are), but most of the same losers that have been obsessed with me in some form or another for some time now make it pointless for me to even continue to post. In fact, I should have walked away from this crap a long time ago.
I figured this is a good time to hang it up and officially retire from these forums since there is no reason to even be here in the first place. I'm just not that big of a glutton for punishment. It used to fun, now it's just pathetic and sad being wrapped up with some many pieces of shit with no life that have some kind of hard on for me.
I left Las Vegas partially to get away from some really terrible people, and the truth is that there are some real scumbags and weirdos on these sites that I just don't have to deal with anymore. The recent hammer from the DoJ and FBI is making this an easy choice.
Like most people reading these sites, I won't be playing any more poker online, so there is no reason whatsoever to participate on poker forums. It's that simple. Until there is some dramatic reversal of domestic policy that resurrects online poker, what is the fucking point ? I see no upside whatsoever.
So, it's time to move on with you lives and find a new circle of friends, because this sorry ass little subculture of broke ass losers and stalkers and cyber geeks is going to grind to a halt and fast. You certainly won't get any more content from me in any way, shape , or form.
It will be a matter of weeks before there is nothing left to talk about, and most of you will all be sitting around jerking your own dicks wondering what you are going to do with your time.
If online poker ever make a resurgence, then I'll probably make a cameo, but for now I'm moving on with my life and logging out and getting away from all this nonsense.
There are just too many fucking losers and bottom feeders on these shitty sites for me to stomach anymore.