a bird shit on me today - SkatzPoker

Hillbilly Jim · 06-13-2011, 04:13 AM

and it was not the highliht of my day

Hillbilly Jim · 06-13-2011, 04:28 AM

the 2nd hiighlit of my day was watching season 2 of QI
the highlight of my day was trying to esplain to a 45+ yr old how goog i wwould eat her pussy while she was on the phone with her grand son

Hillbilly Jim · 06-13-2011, 04:30 AM

it was hecka a yellow finch

rum dick · 06-13-2011, 04:32 AM

Buy a lotto ticket..a bird shittin on you is good luck...dumbazz

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doesn't understand probability

Been · 06-13-2011, 04:32 AM

CAN'T BLAME HIM

Hillbilly Jim · 06-13-2011, 04:43 AM

:atticus!!!!!!!!!

jiveturkeysuckafool · 06-13-2011, 04:46 AM

next time feed the creature some exlax.

Hillbilly Jim · 06-13-2011, 04:48 AM

get real bor i fed her a walmart new york strip steak

Hillbilly Jim · 06-13-2011, 04:49 AM

hecak box of 6 steaks for 9.99

rum dick · 06-13-2011, 05:09 AM

Ok totally lost after re-reading the thread. Did grandma shit on you or was it the bird?

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get real moron im not britsi , bird emans bird