Gare's ladyfriend is all like, "Great news mom, Gary finally told me where hes been disappearing to for six to eight hours every night! He's been studying to be a gollyphonic proselytizer! No mother, I don't know what that means either. But at least now I know he hasn't been carrying on a secret homosexual double life with a bunch of homeless guys in the park. I know, I'm so relieved!"
|