if you want to run new york - SkatzPoker

SkyNigger · 03-06-2011, 09:49 AM

you must first buy the Body Rocker.

I would not lie to you morans. This thing is amazing. I have done 8 x sets of 12 to 16 in a fortnight. We're not exactly talking over-exertion here.

My arms, my arms are already almost as big as my wang. It's outrageous.

you may thank me in advance.

Hillbilly Jim · 03-06-2011, 09:57 AM

i dont get it
how does it make your arms longer?

Steerpike · 03-06-2011, 10:46 AM

tight flip-flops

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truth. havainas do home delivery here. god i <3 bkk

Steerpike · 04-23-2012, 08:15 AM

you still body-rocking bro?

Statutory Ape · 04-23-2012, 08:24 AM

Braj the body rocker is coo but what about the lower body?

Scuter your life is not complete without one of these bad boys.

THE HAWAII CHAIR

THIS IS AMERICANS FOR YOU, CUZ WE'RE SO ADVANCED AND SOPHISTICATED

Statutory Ape · 04-23-2012, 08:28 AM

THIS BAD BOY WILL FUCKING MELT FAT AND LAUNCH YOU INTO ORBIT SIMULTANEOUSLY

SEE THIS/BUY THIS IT'S MAGIC

anatine · 04-23-2012, 08:43 AM

I should totes buy a Hawaiian Chair, Im convinced Mike.

Bobby Wong · 04-23-2012, 09:00 AM

there was a killer episode of ellen with the hawaii chair

behemoth old · 04-25-2012, 12:04 AM

Scooter, you should contact Olivia Munn and combine your machines. Once at your place, you could unsheath your wang and say "wouldn't you rather ride this baby?"

behemoth old · 04-25-2012, 12:05 AM

And lose the flip flops. No self respecting girl would ever fuck a guy that owned flip flops. Look at Drk.

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I only fuck the ones with questionable morals