CFP OFFICIAL

[Behemoth]

Notre Dame got Blaked, no surprise there. Can we stop saying Kyler Murray is 5-10 please? JFC that's like 75% of the women on POF saying "a few extra pounds". It's just false advertising.

[Behemoth]

I mean really lady, you're 5-5, so you're really more like 5-2, and a few extra pounds was 100 ago. You're a legit 250, because if I count the number of rings above your knees, it's 3. It's just math at this point sweety.

[Behemoth]

and it was smart of you to only take face pics, but we're wise to that tactic. HELLO 2007, WE SEE YOU.. SWIPE LEFT

[Behemoth]

"If I only take a pic of my face, but cock it to the side to hide side chin fat, maybe I'll get some action" NOPE.. We're wist to that one too. SWIPE LEFT

[Behemoth]

The only time we get fooled is when the bitch has skinny face. Literally 1:50 but it's awkward when we hear "well, I'm a little bit bigger than most girls, I hope you're ok with that...." BLOCK.....SWIPE LEFT

[Behemoth]

So what size jeans you wear? I'm into curvy girls, size 10, 12......."uuhhh, that's like skinny bitch size." BLOCK SWIPE LEFT

[Behemoth]

icture of caucasian woman, 2 chocolate kids in background: BLOCK SWIPE LEFT

[Behemoth]

: picture of caucasian woman with 2 caucasian kids in the background: BLOCK SWIPE LEFT

[Behemoth]

Title reads :freshly divorced and looking for some FUN: Favorite...message, SWIPE RIGHT

[Behemoth]

THIS SHIT IS ON LOCK 100 PROFILES IN 7 MINUTES FLAT