***OFFICIAL CAP'N DRUNK THREAD***

[Behemoth]

I'M IN HERE YOU SON BITCHES GET IN AND LETS BATTLE

[Behemoth]

I kknow none fo you will show up since yall are too busy being the jlapdocg of the chosen weinstein and it sickens me ive givng my loyalty to a site like yours

[Behemoth]

vaughn does what he can with this thing it isn't bringing in the ad dolars anymor what with fubu and jet going under do tot he rona but goddammit he tries and i'm gratfuel that he does

[Behemoth]

because i shall never give up my gurdnge vs the steins at that other site never shall i cave into their shenananignans and i actually played with micon in some limit he games and he was terrible

[Behemoth]

absoutly abysmesal ad couldn't play his way out of a wet paper sack

[Behemoth]

donked a big hit and run then skipped out because hes a donk and cant play

[Behemoth]

wearing his sooper dumb visor ad probably high as a kite raising and raising and gettin htere cause hes a donkadoodlel doo

[Behemoth]

htis iwas like 15 years ago but man ws he awful then i played at bellagino and mason and his boys all cme in at cone and insisated on sitting at the same 3060 tabel and i wa slike welp im done yall can chop up this asian that dont speak engligh and i hop ehe jade buddas your ass into oblivion

[Behemoth]

and my goad was he ba d but i hope he caught harder than tommy morrison on te HIV and jjstu slammied up up ol scotchfaces ass and his whoel fucking team

[Behemoth]

where the afuck is jack daniels at damn he was a god one flew to csoe to the sun i uess welp im' iof sine no one is gonna ever log into this fucking bullshit site that i till loe and wonta abandon. fuck i 'm like hilary lclinton in htis moherfucker never leaving bill even thing its liek "ok this is the last time" and ills like "yeah bitch you know there'll be moer"and i'm like eah i know but you can hellp me kill peple and make milllions and hes like "yeah ok ill do that if you keep up the charadde" and i'm like yeah but i SHOULD LEAVE THIS ite ast some point and find a new on e but i onwt so thereas taht so goob bye