Things That Are True

[rum dick]

By finding it in the dirt you mean you broke into someones garage and pilfered it

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in the dirt and covered in rust and filth. shits older than either of us put together im sure

[anatine]

i bet when that hammer head went into the ground, it never thought it would end up as peoples exhibit X at your aggravated manslaughter trial.

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poor hammer....everything and everyone mike touches ends up hurt or hurting someone or something else

[gay sex]

[Bobby Wong]

how did the axe turn out?

[anatine]

thats probably between methyl mike and mary's spine.

[Sonatine's hidden salami]

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Originally Posted by Bobby Wong

how did the axe turn out?

When it's done I'll let you know. So far I have a forge I made out of bricks and a shop vac but haven't messed around with heating the metal up and shaping it etc. I barely even know how to read the color of the metal to gauge it's temperature so bear with me. Baby steps are what I'm taking here.

[Sonatine's hidden salami]

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Originally Posted by sonatine

thats probably between methyl mike and mary's spine.

Honestly how much time do you spend bullshitting around with people every day? Are you even aware of the multitude of hobbies/things to learn that abound in this modern world we live in??? I'm guessing not, but still hopeful you can turn this mess you call the only life you will ever have to live around.

[anatine]

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Originally Posted by Sonatine's hidden salami

Baby steps are what I'm taking here.

more like toddler steps

[anatine]

actually im curious; how is my life a mess?

[Sonatine's hidden salami]

fuck me I cut off all the good parts of my handle making wood thinking the core was the strongest part. damn my ignorance to pieces.