Phone call just now from my daughter

[DRK Star]

Her: Im now in the highest reading class, but not math class

Me: Good Job! How come you arent in the highest math class?

Her: Im not that good.

Me: Well I can help you. Bring your math homework over here this weekend

Her: OK

Me: Doesnt your mom help you with math homework?

Her: Yeah, but she doesnt know how to do it either.



<my daughter is in 2nd grade>

[GAMBLE-BOT]

i hate your ex wife so much.

[Hillbilly Jim]

maybe tht IQ chart was right!

[DRK Star]

my dick really got me into trouble 20 years ago

[Hillbilly Jim]

maybe that IQ chart is right if you havea 19 yr old daughter in 2nd grade

boooooooom roasted

Comments

sig is next lev

[poofter]

jesus christ your stories make me want to not have kids

[Steerpike]

it's different with ginger kids

Comments

	on fire
	I hope you impregnate Kesha
	gingers are red so here

[Suicide King]

that 2nd grade math is a doozy at times, cut the ex a break. Actually I mean cut your ex's brake lines.

Comments

	is this thing on
	try the veal
	8 o'clock show different from the 10 o'clock

[DRK Star]

I get at least 1 call every week from my son telling me how much he hates his mom. Just got off the phone with him...he's bawling. He hates her so much, and there is nothing I can do. If I try to help, she bitches at me for butting in and threatens to file some papers preventing me from talking to them or something.

Even if Marissa Miller got down on one knee and proposed to me, I dont know if I could get married again.

To use a phrase from the movie, "Say Anything"..... "BITCHES MAN"

Comments

i call bullshit on MM cmon dawg

[gay sex]

buy him shit and then let him smoke weed in 8th grade

Comments

foty