DAVE ALERT

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please tell ur awful brother to upgrade his furniture TWELVE DOLLARS IS ALOT FOR PIZZA YALL

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btw i literally live in a place so classy that the nearest pizza hut is like 8 miles away and they will not deliver, i had to tell the guy on the phone 10 dollar tip last time i ordered in like early 2013

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i seriously want this 3 cheese stuffed crust so bad though yall

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oh wow and now we just ran the gamut

PRESENTING RUM DICKS WIFE

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keep telling her the side pony is working bruh

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*IN*

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fucking right ur in now go sous vide me a deep dish pizza GOD DAMN THE REPRECUSSIONS SON

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i ordered one of my famous RAGNAR pizzas last night and honestly its like they cant seem to get it right anymore, its just heart breaking. bottom line is that i cant take these sort of risks. they pulled the same shit last week when i was trying to enjoy the TLC story dramatization on VH1 and honestly they should know better. edge crust was virtually non existent but what really took it to frown town was that they cant seem to use fresh sausage anymore, it arrives basically oxidized and feels just old and sad. if i wanted old, sad things in my mouth id move in with 408mike.

what im getting at is this.

i had no idea pizza hut delivered to my house so its time to right the scales.

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i dont even know whats going on there but how can we pay to have othello pull out a discman at the final table hes obviously gonna final table

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literally the look on the shook nerds as tattooed wallarino rolls out a waterproof discman, I CANT EVEN