Impromptu Late Night Chili

[VaughnP]

I wish that was a joke, but sometimes truth really is stranger than fiction.

[VaughnP]

A modern day Lincoln Hawk.

[Behemoth]

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Originally Posted by VaughnP

A modern day Lincoln Hawk.

Stallone got $12 million for that movie in 1988. Just why? WHY?

[Behemoth]

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Originally Posted by Behemoth

Stallone got $12 million for that movie in 1987. Just why? WHY?

[Behemoth]

As if y'all didn't know, in the breaking news thread up top, you've got the autoloader song from Zombo. Look, when I block it, it fucks shit up and I can't quote, reply, rep, tag, bag, shit, or think about anything else. So let's just take it down alright?

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literally using netscape to access skatz

[Behemoth]

And for some reason, the mostaccioli, with some cheese and sour cream, really makes that fucking chili sing.

NEW CONFESSION ABOUT THAT CHILI


The kidney beans were a little hard even when cooked/soaked/cooked again. I checked the package and they expired 4/2012. DO YOUR WORST

[Bobby Wong]

if we did our worst it would be a step up in your wretched existence, leftenant

[Behemoth]

Wong you and I are the same deep down. Except for I openly profess my hate. You hide it. Deep down in your belly swimming in a river of Busch Light or whatever terrible american beer you shove in the back of your 89 Ford Ranger every Monday morning. Wearing cut off jean shorts with cowboy boots and that Garth Brooks 91 tour shirt you cut the sleeves off of. Parading around town like you're hot shit still clinging onto that mullet that got the high school girls creaming their panties for you? THAT WAS 30 YEARS AGO SON. Now you're reduced to sitting at the bar chatting up the 50 something widows that got their black lung settlement check long after "their sweet husband that never complained a day in his life" went home to glory. Don't for one minute think we're different. NOT ONE MINUTE SON. NOT ONE.

[Bobby Wong]

have you even been paying attention bro?

[gay sex]

KIDS DRIER THAN THE KALAHARI