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Kathy Bates
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1981 Buick Skylark
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Pigs feet (pickled or not)
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05-16-2011, 11:19 PM
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Gun Totin' Redneck
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Food, Sex, or Cars!
Here are your choices lady and gentlemen. Which would you rather have?
Kathy Bates
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81 buick skylark
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Last edited by behemoth old; 05-16-2011 at 11:23 PM.
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05-16-2011, 11:26 PM
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Skates
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too many variables to make a decision
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05-16-2011, 11:28 PM
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Gun Totin' Redneck
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Each choice more gruesome than the other, but there is a correct one. All will be revealed when the poll closes.
Last edited by behemoth old; 05-16-2011 at 11:30 PM.
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05-16-2011, 11:36 PM
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Skates
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listen bro there are situations where i would choose each one
just saying choose one and not giving any other info makes it so i can make a choice
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05-16-2011, 11:44 PM
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Gun Totin' Redneck
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Originally Posted by Hillbilly Jim
listen bro there are situations where i would choose each one
just saying choose one and not giving any other info makes it so i can make a choice
Dear Abbey,
Your advice worked! After taking Kathy out to a romantic picnic where the main course was pickled pig's feet, we were suddenly interrupted by a colony of ants. We ran into my Skylark to escape and ended up talking for hours. Kathy put in her Righteous Brothers tape and we headed to the backseat for the hottest sex I've had in a while.
Thanks,
Jim in Indiana
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05-16-2011, 11:47 PM
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Skates
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no i would only choose one bro but i cant choose because you made a terrible poll
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05-16-2011, 11:52 PM
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Gun Totin' Redneck
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Originally Posted by Hillbilly Jim
no i would only choose one bro but i cant choose because you made a terrible poll
That's the point. Now choose you Atheist fuck!
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05-16-2011, 11:57 PM
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Skates
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do you only have to eat one pigs foot? straight out of the jar?
is the skylark your only car or will you just own it and not have to drive it
is the sex a one time thing or can you have sex with her multiple times and scam money out of her
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05-17-2011, 02:01 AM
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married to pamela anderson's barbed wire tattoo
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Skylark looks like a poorer person's monte carlo. I kinda like it.
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05-17-2011, 02:02 AM
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married to pamela anderson's barbed wire tattoo
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Why are you driving that skylark??!! Oh, my monte carlo is in the shop.
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