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Old 06-18-2011, 11:53 AM   #1
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my local cardroom spread it tonight. I fucking raped a bunch of hold em players and it was marvelous. Major hands included me repotting the turn into an obv set when I had nut heart draw and nut wraps, ship the 400 pot to my gook face. Had a pure arrogant dickhead at the table who talked as if he was an omaha player, and even made disparaging remarks in my direction. He tried to sound like a know it all by saying their is no such thing as a plo8 really, to which I told him he is full of shit. Final hand of the night, we are playing 4 handed, I get AJJ4 and flop a set on a J-5-6 rainbow, I check, dickhead pots it, call, turn 10, I check, he goes 30, call, river 6 and I instapot he snap calls and I turn over my boat. he devastatingly rolls over 55. He turns to the guy next to him and says "he's only calling there he is suppose to be on a draw". I have a hearty guffaw at the remark and what a disgusting faggot he is. end result is $700 profit to my gook face.

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Old 06-18-2011, 11:58 AM   #2
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you played that hand like a queer

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Old 06-18-2011, 12:14 PM   #3
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you played that hand like a queer

If you think i am just going to take insults from a arrogant limey suffering from gigantism that wears baggy clothes you are sadly mistaken you jerk ass. Learn to dress yourself and come correct Nigel.
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last time i played 1/2 plo/nlh round and round i won 1600 and had close or more chips than the rest of the table. embarrassing i play 1/2, but not as bad as how you played top set/top boat.

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He tried to sound like a know it all by saying their is no such thing as a plo8 really, to which I told him he is full of shit.


wtf?

btw tese are the people u just let prattle on and on because they are morans who are bad at poker
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Old 06-18-2011, 07:23 PM   #9
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Yeah I just let him talk because he was a faggot. Next I played it horribly, so horribly that he stacked off to me. god I suck.
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Old 06-18-2011, 07:24 PM   #10
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