Shipped preseason. Now for the flag. - Page 2 - SkatzPoker

scuter · 12-01-2009, 05:02 AM

Yup.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpJ4MgfCytY

scuter · 12-01-2009, 05:02 AM

FML

Steerpike · 12-01-2009, 05:04 AM

this looks bad

gay sex · 12-01-2009, 05:07 AM

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scuter · 12-01-2009, 05:10 AM

God Hears Every One.

I don't get to do that often. Please forgive me.

But I am the fucking best Slot Tournament Player in the world. At least, I'm pretty sure I would be - I'd be top 5 100%. What I just did to LFUEGI just now will scar him for a long time to come. He'll never have seen anything quite like that move.

With 10 seconds to go in the Tournament, LFUEGI could be forgiven for thinking he was sitting pretty on 53,000. I was on 9000.

But....the Gods did not fuck me today as they have so often this year. And my Ace I had in reserve would have LFUEGI in tears - for he then made a frantic 10 sec rush to attack my 55,000 score...and dropped back to 3rd place.

Oh, sweet justice you taste...like avocado.

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there's the skynig who we all knew and loved and who set the world on fire with his can do spirit

Steerpike · 12-01-2009, 05:13 AM

Which of those amounts did you just win?

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scuter · 12-01-2009, 05:20 AM

SkatzPoker shall be showered with steaks.

Sweet, sweet redemption.

Thank y'all for your prayers....

gay sex · 12-01-2009, 05:22 AM

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