I am watching 2012 right now.

[SkyNigger]

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Originally Posted by CobsonMcGoober

Anyway, if you're expecting a good movie, 2012 will horrify you. But, if you're expecting a bad movie, 2012 is laughably terrible, particularly if you're drunk.

I was drunk, expected it to be terrible, and was still horrified. I kept looking around for people to groan with - definitely should be watched with a crowd for full enjoyment potential.

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Originally Posted by VaughnP

The most surprising thing about this abomination of film is that it took in 767 million world wide. What kind of world do we live in?

people are so terrible.

But on a serious note, I'm totally getting on an Ark. Scratch the bunker plans Gamble, I realised we need more...comprehensive measures. And I'm not letting crowds on like those fucking hippies.

[Hillbilly Jim]

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Originally Posted by SkyNigger

If there was a Red Button I could press right now that would kill every single person who was involved with this abomination, I would press it and sleep well at night.

Even Thandie Newton.



Sorry Jim.

you sonosabaitch

[behemoth old]

Never saw it, looked terrible. I nominate Aliens vs Cowboys as the worst movie of the year.

[anatine]

[dual]

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Originally Posted by VaughnP

I watched a bootleg of it a while back, and I have to completely agree with everything in this thread, especially the planes taking off as the earth collapses beneath them. It was good for a few laughs, and holy fuck what a waste of ole Woody in this flick. I guess the special effects in the DVD screener weren't entirely refined, but they were a joke too.

The most surprising thing about this abomination of film is that it took in 767 million world wide. What kind of world do we live in?

you could have had a shitty compressed version of the dvd screener, but its pretty much a certainty that the dvd screener is exactly what went out to theaters (at least as far as cgi stuff goes, tats a lock)

i saw it on hbo a while back, steaming pile of shit movie that dragged on so fucking long, like they knew they were just torturing you and wanted to keep fucking w the audience, kinda like charlie sheens relationship with his audiences lately

o btw what the fuck is up with john cusack, all he does is dogshit moves for the last 15 years + and goes around acting like hes intellectually superior to everyone, go read his twitter page, and this fag is a cubs fan

[Steerpike]

if you're reading john cusack's twitter page then he's intellectually superior to you

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	roasted
	sfo
	hah
	I was gonna do a twitter joke but not as good as this one

[Hillbilly Jim]

[anatine]

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	toyota tacoma imo
	is he 22 or 21?

[SkyNigger]

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Originally Posted by VaughnP

The most surprising thing about this abomination of film is that it took in 767 million world wide. What kind of world do we live in?

Every time I get some fucktarded idea that there might be hope for this joke world, I need to be reminded of this. Just...fuck...

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Originally Posted by behemoth

Never saw it, looked terrible. I nominate Aliens vs Cowboys as the worst movie of the year.

Ahhhashdlfh, seriously? I nominated it some time back as potential movie of the year. It sounded like something they could only do terrible or amazing, and I didn't think they'd do it terrible. I can't remember why. Maybe it was that thing called hope.

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Originally Posted by dual

btw what the fuck is up with john cusack, all he does is dogshit moves for the last 15 years + and goes around acting like hes intellectually superior to everyone

I have never seen a non-terrible John Cusack movie and I have hated him for my entire life. I literally cannot understand why people like him. I think he connects with their inner fag.

Also, lol @ twitter joke.

[poofter]

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Originally Posted by sonatine

that was hella funny