Announcement: my new PM policy.

[Statutory Ape]

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Originally Posted by SkyNigger

I think I haven't heard a logical argument how it could possibly be in your best interests yet.

There can never be a sane argument to rationalize an insane idea, you know that.

but that doesn't mean I won't or that it won't work out just the same. I've got 32 years of doing "sane" bullshit and it's gotten me nowhere. I want to be risky and have fun, I yearn for adventure.

Also Thai women (I hate admitting this now, after having been critical in the past) tend to be gorgeous.

it's the pesky money thing that is really working against me, and I never thought you would float me or bail me out of trouble. I was hoping something like "Mike you are probably insane but IF ---IF--- you actually made it here I'll make sure you hit the ground running" meaning I'd have a job right off the bat, didn't need to be for much. Just forward momentum and optimism you know? A fucking CHANCE.

Right now I have few chances. My future is all but assuredly going to involve crime sex and or homelessness (I won't starve in cali though, with my food pension and such) My damned cousin actually put me in touch with a service on the down low for old women and - I can't go further. For "just two or three hookups a week" I can expect something like 5k per month cash money.

horror.....

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I think you want to run away.

you would because if you were me that would be your reason. I already stood and fought my old crap, I got my credit back to ok levels and now have a two year degree in biology. I also have not touched cocaine since last october and have no desire (ever) for it.

Not running away from anything, I was hopefully running toward things you know, like potential and shit.

You don't need my permission to travel. But I'm not going to tell you it's a good idea when I'm yet to hear a single argument submitted in support of how it could be?[/QUOTE]

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	so fuck some old women for a few months then move to thailand
	most important thing to do when shit aint working at any level is to say fuck the haters and trust yourself. also stayi...

[Statutory Ape]

I will acknowledge your putrid existence just this ONE fucking time. If you ever show up in my threads and try to ruin them (as you have been profusely in the recent past) I swear to fuck you will cease to exist on this and any other forum. At least to me anyway, and if you don't think my opinion counts, look over your last oh I dunno, 50 posts or so, and then maybe the lies will end. If you can muster the gumption to stop being absolutely horrible long enough to string together at least a dozen non-WOATastic posts I will probably forget all this nonsense and treat you with respect and all that good stuff.

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Originally Posted by BLACKDANIELS

Mike that has got to be just about the worst idea i have ever heard.

I have offers to sleep with very old women in san francisco and if I get really desperate, heebs agent or whatever is down for some gay porn.

We seem to disagree on capacity to judge "worst idea ever heard" I mean, to me an adventure in bangkok with the sun on my shoulders and no strings holding me back sounds risque and exciting, it might work out it might blow up in my face.

80 YEAR OLD RICH WOMEN BRO, JACKING OFF ON CAMERA FOR DUDES IN MY TIDY WHITYS, I FUCKING RUN TO THAILAND

HELL I WOULD FUCKING HITCHIKE IF I HAD TO

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I get that you are in a bad way right now but moving to Bangkok on a whim with no money is incredibly stupid. Seriously what planet are you on ?

planet earth

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If i remember correctly you have never even left the country (COLOR="Red"]correct[/COLOR]) and now you think you are going to move to SE Asia and live happily ever after with your new bff scooter (you assume much) Dont be fucking stupid you are daydreaming instead of taking realistic steps to help your situation.

See...this is bad...for me...I really don't want to be an asshole, but you make it so hard not to....*sigh*

What do you think I have been doing the last weeks and months of my life exactly? Daydreaming about scuter rubbing baby oil on my bald head and singing lullabys or something? Are you insane?

no, of course you are not insane, you are just postulating that I am doing nothing to help myself or my situation, you are ASSUMING a hell of a lot and it really makes me mad. You don't know me well enough to assume a damned thing, and since I have shown time and time again to be HONEST TO A FAULT, logically one would reason if you really cared you might ASK me what I have been doing. lierally, you could ask me for a daily rundown and I'd be happy to do so.

So you obviously don't give a fuck. The truth is so transparent it makes me cringe, enjoy this post. it will probably be the last time I ever speak directly to you.

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You need a reality check, you might think i am being harsh here but after reading the pm you sent to scooter i cant help it..

"Reality check on checkstand 7 please, bring extra carts!!!!!"

When did I ever sound out of touch with reality? What evidence do you have for making this decision? I have openly talked about my problems and worked my butt off to understand who I am, where I am, how I got where I am, and how might I be as sure as can be I do not repeat these mistakes, and all the while, I have never sought sympathy for my decisions and I never (or almost never) bitch about my place in life WHY????

BECAUSE I AM NOT A VICTIM AND I REFUSE TO MAKE MYSELF INTO ONE. I made a lof of bad choices in life and truth be told I never would have made any of them if I had proper perspective for what I was dealing with. I mean, if I could really see what my actions would do to my life later down the road, my GOD I would have chosen differently.

I do not make excuses for myself, at what point what did I say that led you to believe I was out of touch with reality? I would love to hear this.

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In the thread over at pfa you got some very good advice from Suicide King about jobs with ups that were being advertised in your area. That is a realistic option. Yet you ignore him and come up with a stupid idea of moving to Thailand with "just the clothes on your back".

Hmmm where do I begin....First off what jobs have I applied to in the last 30 days or so? Do you reckon a person such as me might be bright enough to apply for the mainstream jobs and such? I would say probably. This does not mean I did or did not look in to the offer SK alerted me to, and that's not the point. The point is you are AGAIN postulating you know what I do during my fucking day. STOP FUCKING DOING THAT.

Also, again, I HAVE NO CAR, NO INCOME, NO DRIVERS LICENSE (notice when I talked about some old old fines I am trying to take care of? I need close to 3k to get my license back. before someone chimes in over why didn't I take care of them sooner, three of the four fines were tickets for a car I had which was totaled in a wreck in my front yard. Farmers bought the car off me, I needed to show proof of correction to DMV, farmers said they'd help, then shunned me like bob has been. You try taking 20 units in college without a car and see how prompt you are with everything in life, I couldn't get farmers to fucking move and do anything and my fines went from like 20$ each to over $800 (misplaced tabs is what the ticket says they were expired registration. which requires proof of correction to the dmv. which I could not get.)

so, to reiterate, I have nothing and now that I fought back against my psychotic mother she tried to just throw me out. I of course know my rights and have maybe 90 days total to find a place to live. You should try living at my place, trust me, you would hit the streets.

you want a glimpse in to my life? Last sunday I turned 32. Guess how my day went?

at 6:30 my mother was stomping around my room and the upstairs to wake me (they took my door btw, I went to see my dad came home to no bedroom door) so I could start disposing of all my property. so I spent the day literally throwing away my bed dresser night stand and half my clothes. if I say no, she calls the cops and harasses me to no end, yells and screams, and i believe my step father is intently spying on me hoping to either have me thrown in jail or blackmail me (like hit the road or this and this happens) do you fucking understand what I am saying?

Thailand seems like a dream resort with some potential compared to my life right now.

Been fun, bye.

[cup]

Tight Life you've got there ape ol' boy.

[Bobby Wong]

once your in gay porn can we start calling you 40Gape

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PROBABLY

[Bobby Wong]

Also, i've got news for you. There are no 80-year-old women who are down to fuck and calling up some agency. Ain't nobody paying for your ass except dudes.

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Nigger knows. Wealthy cougar women paying for random sexual encounters is a myth.

Mike i really dont care if your treat me with respect or not.

The point i was making is that in order to move to Thailand you need money. You have made it very clear you dont have any therefore even considering moving over there is a waste of time. Until you have the funds to make this a reality its nothing more than a daydream.

I was in Bangkok just a few weeks ago. Its not as cheap as you would imagine and as scooter has already said the chances of you getting a job over there are very slim. Even if you did the pay would be shit. Whatever i dont know why i am even bothering to talk with you about Thailand you clearly arent going any time soon you dont even have a passport ffs.

Mike hope for your sake you can find a way to sort your life out but moving to Bangkok is not a realistic option for you for many, many reasons.

Like you said Thailand is a dream resort but its just that, a dream.

[cup]

blackdaniels is a parade raining on motherfucker

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rofl

[anatine]

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Originally Posted by BLACKDANIELS

Mike i really dont care if your treat me with respect or not.

The point i was making is that in order to move to Thailand you need money. You have made it very clear you dont have any therefore even considering moving over there is a waste of time. Until you have the funds to make this a reality its nothing more than a daydream.

I was in Bangkok just a few weeks ago. Its not as cheap as you would imagine and as scooter has already said the chances of you getting a job over there are very slim. Even if you did the pay would be shit. Whatever i dont know why i am even bothering to talk with you about Thailand you clearly arent going any time soon you dont even have a passport ffs.

Mike hope for your sake you can find a way to sort your life out but moving to Bangkok is not a realistic option for you for many, many reasons.

Like you said Thailand is a dream resort but its just that, a dream.

what the fuck are you talking about?

mike could absolutely dominate bangkok. all he needs is a plane ticket and a few bucks for a cab to his room and a few days food. in no time he would get a job at any of the finer hotels as a trainer. they would pay for his room and board, sponsor his visa, and probably line up some bored russian chicks for him to plough on the side.

get real with your life solutions dawg, bangkok is a fucking lock for mike.

and if it didnt pan out or he got bored of making money and being treated with respect he could bounce to burma and make a fortune smuggling gold and steroids back to the 'kok.

you come off real petty and judgmental and JEALOUS here frankly.

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	this man did live there while jack just vacay'd there
	you make a good case
	I would pay to watch the 408 and Marty living together and interacting on the daily.

[MistaCobalina]

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Originally Posted by SkyNigger

WTF I wrote this hof response to this that no one would have read.

Could have sworn I posted it but I been doing this thing leaving posts half completed lately, which is fine so long as I have no reason to restart my laptop if my battery dies or something.

That happens too often. It's no loss though. No one is literately literate anymore. True story.

The gist of the post was that I realised Charity was a lie sold by pedophiles to the filthy Toddlers who are so happy that they don't have to "get their hands dirty" taking care of orphans, they let the Priests take care of the choirboys cause they're celibate and pure and shit and they got a calling from God to hang out with the choirboys so what more do you want? A logical justification for why they hate tattling choirgirls? Gosh.



I love this kind of satire. The kind that isn't satire but pretends to be.

Look, Braj, if you want to blame the Holy Roman Catholic church for you getting rolled over and over again, it's no skin off my dick. I'm just glad you're taking more of a Tony G line these days, for your own good.

[rum dick]

Personally and I don't bullshit(the rule when you read or hear either preface is to immediately ignore the rest of the statement, but here is an exception because I'm about to say the following as a white trash kid he grew up in bfe oklahoma and through straight up stubborness and a thimble or timble of talent made goodish) - I say let your fucking freak flag fly...if you die, you die, but shit, you are dying as this post gets uploaded into the interwebs. Yes, scuter and black are providing the absolute zero nonsense smart play here...stay home and get your shit together trudging along in the same atmosphere that for one or several reasons or another and another and another you cannot overcome. Or do whatever it is that you think you need to so with your couple few chances you've got left. Look. About 16 years ago I said, this life aint working, I said to myself that I'm not dying in bfe oklahoma, moved to los angeles, and soooooo far it has worked out. Narrator break - shit rarely works out, and this guy luckboxed into being an exception. But shit I dunno this is the epitome of the live on your knees or probably die on your feet moment. Cliff notes - whatever you're doing, it aint working, try something different. Go with God, ape. Not dicking around with this thread again.

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