Accidentally Brushed my teeth with zinc oxide.

[MistaCobalina]

Called poison control, just to be sure, and they said that the worst that is likely to happen is a lil diarrhea. I can feel that ship rumbling to port as we speak.

[SkyNigger]

Could have fucking used this health tip in Manila. The food in that country is indigestible. I mean literally the entire country is on OTC 'prescription' laxatives.

You motherfucker. Sick timing.

[Tyde]

die a slow death you creepy fucking boring corn fed loser

shouldn't you be paying closer attention to the farm your mommy and daddy left you ?

[Tyde]

next time, try brushing your teeth with cyanide pellets and spare the rest of us these horrible fucking threads


TIA

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	had to be said
	kids so transparent
	marty is very insensitive
	he really should

[MistaCobalina]

Someone's got a case of the grumpys!

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Just misunderstood.

[SkyNigger]

Quote:

Originally Posted by MistaCobalina

Someone's got a case of the grumpys!

Poor kid just needs a pretty girl.

In a non-religious world, he would _need_ an occasional break from fun.

In this world well...at least he's 'venting' _here_ instead of taking out his confused frustrations and self-loathing on a FILTHY WHORE OMG WHORE YOU'RE SO FILTHY AND DIRTY I SHOULDN'T EVEN PAY YOU DISEASED WHORE.

You know.

The thing about venting though, is it's letting off (imagined) steam. The thing about imagined steam is that you can 'vent' it, which is another way of saying you can practice expressing it, but until you turn off the imagined stove, the imagined steam is just gonna keep percolating. Bubbling. Pressure. Rising.

Thank heavens people know how to HANDLE it when they're ready to explode for real, in the imagination of their mind.

I guess that's what FILTHY WHORES are for?

When you just need to let off some of that Catholic imagined steam.

[MistaCobalina]

Don't you dare start impugning Whore murder now, Scooter. You've already ruined toddler rape for me.

[SkyNigger]

Quote:

Originally Posted by MistaCobalina

Don't you dare start impugning Whore murder now, Scooter. You've already ruined toddler rape for me.

Clearly you need some laxatives for your reading comprehension. Obviously you've misunderstood the beautiful morals to be taken away from my Sermon on the Rocks (chortle).

Murder the Catholic Toddlers and 'rape' the victimised Catholic whores.

(Make sure you're charitable by not forgetting to pay them. It's not the Christian thing to do but it's a lot more humane.)

Glad we cleared up this misunderstanding. No wonder you just tried to commit suicide. Brushing your teeth huh? Uh oh.

[MistaCobalina]

ROFL suicide by zinc laxative. That's a hot way to off yourself.

And obv you're going to rape the whores, I guess i thought by "blowing off steam" you meant something more in the way of Gary Ridgeway. That kid had a LOT of steam.

[Tyde]

you are a huge gimp who earned nothing

fuck off

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kids so earnless