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Old 07-01-2012, 05:43 PM   #371
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nobody wants to win here bro. i just want scooter to have a happy rape-free relationship with Christ, and he wants me to admit that i'm really just in it for the rape. i'm sure there's some weird shit going on over in your various third world island nations with all the catholics and toddlers and whatnot, but presbyterians haven't engaged in wholesale rape for like over a hundred years and i'm tired of getting lumped in with those nitwits

My beef is with the Catholics broham.

Last I checked the Power rankings, the Presbyterians haven't owned the entire world for 1500 years.

That's gotta be lucrative no? The Vatican has ALL the money. The Presbyterians just ruin sex but apart from that, and their non-redacting of the Bible's evil, we're cool.

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Old 07-01-2012, 05:45 PM   #372
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The other Christian distributions all follow the same formula though.



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Old 07-01-2012, 06:35 PM   #373
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they seek him here, they seek him there, jesus christ is everywhere
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Old 07-03-2012, 02:23 AM   #374
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Wong I have a question for you (since you tend to know technical shit that might be relevant here)

Last night I was watching pawn stars and dude buys some old bible written in russian or some shit and the little text box pops up with random facts and such, suddenly I think my eyes deceive me- transmitted directly onto my television at home I see " THE BIBLE IS THE WORLDS 0LDEST NON-FICTION BOOK"

waaaaaaaat the fuck?

I mean...yeah that's odd. Is that even legal? Seems shady on multiple levels.
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Old 07-03-2012, 03:27 AM   #375
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you should do a citizens arrest on that fat kid bro its got to be him thats responsible

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Old 07-03-2012, 03:48 AM   #376
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I thought there were corporate fact checkers making sure there is no misrepresentation on things like that? Like it would be illegal for me to have a tv show and say, for example, I have a book that details a proven cure for cancer or something when I don't.

I am botching this but hopefully you can deduce what I am thinking.

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Old 07-03-2012, 03:54 AM   #377
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oh you're argument is that's not true? it's completely true bro
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Wong I have a question for you (since you tend to know technical shit that might be relevant here)

Last night I was watching pawn stars and dude buys some old bible written in russian or some shit and the little text box pops up with random facts and such, suddenly I think my eyes deceive me- transmitted directly onto my television at home I see " THE BIBLE IS THE WORLDS 0LDEST NON-FICTION BOOK"

waaaaaaaat the fuck?

I mean...yeah that's odd. Is that even legal? Seems shady on multiple levels.

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Old 07-12-2012, 10:21 AM   #379
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"One (1) green rep for whomever can spot the insulting lie. I am being sincere."

It's insidious as always "Most victims would far prefer church leaders stop praying and start delivering the truth, justice and compassion they are so good at talking about," she said.

Actually I was referring to the contradiction of 'sincerity' instantly mocked by the spokeswoman herself when she said "If he didn't he would face criticism."

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Think about it, 80million+ murderers rapists child molesters thieves and adulterers can be found quite easily - just follow the cross. Invariably it will lead you right to them, because they all have that one thing that binds them (ironically they flock to church to escape that which the church created in the first place)

There are ~1.3 billion Christians. Where you get 80 mil from.

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I obviously want to stay at Skatz and mingle with Gary Cobson Been and a few others, and you of course, but quite frankly I am APPALLED at your decision to acquiesce in the face of mob mentality. More specifically, you gave in to HIM and gave the neurotic bastard exactly what he wanted, what he has been gunning for from my first day here.

You think I'm someone who acquiesces to mob mentality? Do you even _think_ before you dribble nonsense?

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Remember that? The first post anyone made toward me on skatz was HIM making THAT post. Sound fairly ominous? I would say so.

Yes. I faithfully assign to memory all sorts of utterly irrelevant, inconsequential, moronic things involving you...like that.

Your narcissism is toxic. It makes me want to urinate onto things not traditionally designed for that purpose.

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And you think that posts author is not intelligent enough to angle shoot me all this time, trying to get me to unravel?

You imbecile. A small child is intelligent enough to angle shoot you and you don't need anyone to unravel. You are pretty _competent_ at doing that yourSelf.

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You not only went against your own principles (free speech what?) you went against your FRIENDS (Gary I know was dead set against BANNING me, of all things- how could you just flip him the bird and say "hands are clean" like that? where is your goddamn LOYALTY? What about Cobson? And Bob? And Vaughn?) in the process.

First I'm following the mob.

Now I'm going against my friends.

Have you considered taking a cheese-grater to your genitalia? I hear only the best things about the endeavour.

I don't fucking do religious insanity like LOYALTY. I am loyal to sanity. You are loyal to your insanity. Which is why I have no problem saving you and us from you.

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WHAT DO YOU EVEN STAND FOR IF NOT PRINCIPALS AND FRIENDSHIP?? You KNEW the moment a mob started moving toward banning me who was guiding it and you KNEW the only way to me was through you, and you KNOW you hate confrontation and that HE knows that as well, so I ask this question- WHY DID YOU ACQUIESCE WHEN YOU KNEW SONATINE WAS EXPECTING YOU TO DO EXACTLY THAT? You allowed him to bend you to his will-WHY?

My principles are sacrosanct. I do not sacrifice them for friendship, you imbecile.

I don't give a fuck about what you give a fuck about. You insult me with your insane imagining that I could be focused on analysing your trailer park intrigues.

I do not acquiesce. Your insanity is toxic. When you try to drag me into your demented seven-year-old political emotional manipulative tricks, I will respond. Trust me, because you won't need to, I warned you not to keep trying to drag me into your toxic horrifying attempts to smear the insanity that is identical to my mother's over everything decent and pure and sane.

You are a Christian Hijacker. You leverage your own insanity into attention. You hijack others with yourSelf. You have no goal other than to be involved. You will be involved with dirt 6 feet under if you keep trying to poison the world with....you.

You think I'm the sort of person who people can bend to their will? Don't answer these questions. I know the answers. The question marks are for you.

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Wasn't the idea behind skatz to escape censorship and tyranny in the first place?

The idea behind Skatz was to escape filthy wretched shells who had nothing to offer, who were determined to impose themselves onto fun with their insanity. Just to feel involved.

Ian is a lot like you.

The vision of Skatz I had died in the insanity of the week I spent without sleep trying to get people to have fun. I handed it over to Cobson and I was off. A long time later I returned. Skatz the Utopian forum lived exactly 1 or 2 days.

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Skatz means goodbye, right? As in, "goodbye tyrannical Ian and boris, we are off to forge our own identity on our own, boris be damned, and skatz will really mean something. Stand for something, be greater than one tyrant and his iron fist and all that."

You fucking idiot. You think Ian is powerful? You think you are powerful?

You ruin fun. You're not powerful. You're a toxic leech. That's not power. That's what Filipinos believe is powerful when they horrify decency into giving them what they want, just to get the fuck away from the Christian horror.

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When one man sets pawns against you, expecting you to cave in to avoid confrontation, is that not tyranny???

You aren't important enough to have pawns set against you.

You're not important enough to be a pawn.

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When that man's ultimate objective is my silence, is that not censorship???

Ultimate objective involves you? Why haven't you put your mother to sleep, permanently; for what she did to you?

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You know something else John? Skatz may be for the people and by the people, but without Gary, it would have ceased to exist years ago. He built the site you paid for and deserves better than being pushed aside to serve the agenda of one very manipulative man. I stand by my assertion that the world needs more Gaysex, and truth be told, that is a huge understatement.

This is not about Gaysex. it's not even about you.

The world could probably use more Gaysex-types. The world needs ~1.3 billion less of you.

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Funny, I remember you telling me "there is nothing you can teach me" and I beg to differ: I know how to stand my ground and defend my beliefs, no matter the cost. When I say I believe in something, that I stand for something, I mean it, and you will never break my indomitable SPIRIT, and no mob can either.

The only thing you have ever taught me is that I'm right about literally so much more than I could have imagined. I was speculating, brilliantly. I'm no longer speculating. You're the proof.

You think standing your ground is a trait worth hanging onto? You're insane. That's the worst possible mistake you could ever make. You should be underground; not standing your ground.

Your beliefs aren't worth the urination on your face to shut the fuck up. Holding onto those beliefs is why you're 31 and insane. The cost is worn by everyone you Christian Hijack with your insanity.

I have no interest in breaking your indomitable spirit. You should have an interest in _not_ imagining anyone gives a fuck about whether you live or die. Then, though I cannot promise such a thing, you might find a couple people who theoretically could.

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I await your response "hands so clean" and if you have any interest in having me back at the forum, make it good.

You're literally so stupid, I would ridicule a toddler as stupid as you. Make it good? You should make it 9 feet instead of 6. Make it deep. Then tip the landscaper to pack that dirt in on top of you.

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If you don't, consider this a fairly well as I intend on harboring no grudges toward you and, in truth, I feel strongly indebted to you for bringing TRUTH to my life. I will be forever grateful for that, but I will not be coming back.

Thank you for informing me. Await by the Internet cafe for my incoming caring.

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Old 07-12-2012, 10:24 AM   #380
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I am keenly aware you baited me out with that comment, I am not that stupid. For your effort, you got the last PM.

Here's to hoping your response isn't "shrug, I have lots of meth and cute girls, I care not if you post on my forum. toodles"

Almost nothing that occupies my thoughts involves you. You're literally too unimportant to interest anyone you don't Christian Hijack with your insanity. One day, hopefully soon, you will be lying in some horse trailer or private gutter and you will have the most intelligent moment of Eureka in your life.

Someone will have to move your body. The first person who cared about you since MoM. Enjoy the moment.

You will have earned it.
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