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Bobby Wong · 07-11-2012, 10:04 AM

Bobby Wong · 07-11-2012, 10:08 AM

Bobby Wong · 07-11-2012, 11:02 AM

clackable lynx yall

Statutory Ape · 07-12-2012, 11:00 PM

Oh please, don't pretend like you don't have a "roided out human monkey with a goro pontytail fucking a grapefruit on camera for money" fetish already. I know what's up, I know what's cool.

Fucking citrus fruit wearing S&N gear live on the internet for pennies, that's what's cool.

Also Kai Greene is a respected stage performer, aside from bodybuilding. That's just a polite way of saying he's fucking weird and dramatic as hell, IE him holding the grapefruit like it's Zeus's Thunder, and licking his own semen out of it....

Yeah, so anyway, this reminded me of the goat jumping up and down on the bed thread for some reason.

No clue why.

anatine · 07-12-2012, 11:02 PM

Counterpoint: the man is following his dreams. How many of us have taken a chance like that recently?

Statutory Ape · 07-12-2012, 11:07 PM

Tine if you want to read up on a VERY interesting person, THAT man Kai Greene has a crazy life story you wouldn't believe. Abandoned, bouncing from foster home to foster home until one day he gets picked up by this family where the dad type literally beat him to within an inch of his life, so he hit the streets.

Picked up dancing and stage performing with masks and such and put his eggs into bodybuilding. He's top 3 in the world and a very respected artist (as in, he paints, weird murals of people having sex and all sorts of interesting shit) and, when I say the man was poor his entire life, he couldn't afford dinner with any consistency until probably 3-4 years ago, through bodybuilding.

He got paid like $250 to fuck the grapefruit I think, it made him famous strangely, and I don't think he regrets it. Controversy can be a good thing if it keeps your name on people's tongues.

anatine · 07-12-2012, 11:12 PM

The man has liberated my muse.

Bobby Wong · 07-12-2012, 11:13 PM

i'd fuck a grapefruit for free but only if i could wear a rubber because i think the juices would irritate my wang

Bobby Wong · 07-12-2012, 11:17 PM

also grapes you've had quite a change of heart about this issue in the past couple years. is there something you want to tell us?

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Originally Posted by GroinkTropin

I tried my best to never see those photos and now that I have FUCK KAI GREEN. AND NOT LITERALLY. WHAT A PSYCHOTIC FUCKING NUTCASE FREAK. FUCK ME AM I TILTED THIS PIECE OF SHIT WON THE ASC. OVER BRANCH? AND PHIL HEATH? WHOSE DICK WAS HE SUCKING LAST NIGHT HMMM????????????

Statutory Ape · 07-12-2012, 11:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Bobby Wong

also grapes you've had quite a change of heart about this issue in the past couple years. is there something you want to tell us?

Oh, thanks for reminding me why I had to retire my accounts on ALL of my other forums save for one.

Kind of strange you do that, follow me around and all. I had to change screen names over it. I am stuck with one because without my e-cred I can't browse the black market but it is still a little aggravating.

jewdonk does it to me too, no clue how he learned my other handles, but whatever...