How the hell is this supposed to work?

[Mike]

Quote:

Originally Posted by SBG

Not having a clue (yet genuinely curious) I asked my friend Mike (retired Electrical Engineer who spent over 40 years working for Lockheed) his opinion, and gave the picture you posted, and he said it's likely there is a chute/elevator/lift built onto the side of the building which the cars back into and out of. It seems simple enough, and when I pressed about the added weight of the vehicles he stated with a curb weight of not more than 4k lbs the vehicles themselves (presuming not more than 4 or 8 per floor) really would not add much in the way of weight in relation to the weight of the steel and concrete used for each floor.

My theory is that only the penthouses have this luxury, it is not available to every single condo, my presumption based on the fact that elevators designed to transport something very heavy and very valuable (and also inherrantly very dangerous if anything gets weird/ustable) are typically very slow, and rich people hate waiting for things like elevators moving their cars. Mike says it's not feasible for there to be more than 1 chute per side of the building, so you could be on the top floor and literally waiting hours while the people below you also wait in line to get your car out. I just do not see this happening, thus it's much more logical that only the best of the best enjoy such a unique luxury.

As I hate leaving questions half answered (or, in this case, pretty much guessed at) I decided to just go to the source and emailed admin@bkkcondo.com, will copy and paste a more official response when I have one, so far I got the following:

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10:00 PM (41 minutes ago)

to me
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Hey guys, glad to be contributing here!

I found Mike's question to be really intellectually stimulating so I wanted to make absolutely sure that everyone knew I existed, and that Lockheed engineers absolutely love spending our downtime with stuffed animal fucking meth head derelicts.

Anyway I plan on posting here, a lot, because that's what talking spider electrical engineers do.

Take it sleazy! Lol!

[Harley]

Mike, being an electrical engineer who has spent over 40 years at Lockheed, what gives you the right to comment on structural engineering issues? Where do you fucking get off?

[Mike]

First off you dont know me, so don't judge me.

Second off I got fired for being too good at structural engineering issues! It's a long story but suffice to say, I had applied for a job as a Navy Seal and they were super into me but this judge forced me to take care of this senile woman so here I am.

[Mike]

Also try making a web without at least a bachelors in structural engineering.

Oh that's right you can't can you LOLOLOL.


Fucking pussy.

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	owned him
	chortled

[Mike]

AAAAAAAAAAAANYWAY

[Ms Hoppy 2-CU]

Honey Bunny is this how you spend your time? How about getting a job and putting some carrots on the table.

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[anatine]

Pretty sure hes retired Ms Hoppy 2-CU.

[Hillbilly Jim]

oh wow mike is fucking 408s baby momma?
shit just got real

[anatine]

[Bobby Wong]

i dont believe any of you, thats some nasa shit right there