but I'm pretty sure scooter complained of losing his balls on numerous occasions. in which case, they would be replaced by fake balls. i think that would really happen.
I am now going to bash you anonymously at sonatine poker.
I love Goodbye posts. I used to get my fill of them on ThaiVisa where they are always hof threads because cries for attention are hilarious; you gotta be careful with their use or you could find your Self considering suicide over your mishandling of a lame cry for attention on a fucking expatriate forum.
Those guys are brutal. I would have my initial derision and scorn turned into sentimentality and genuine concern for the welfare of these pitiful jokes. The bullying these imbeciles would induce, imagining that anyone can give a fuck what they do let alone do the whole "oh noes pls stay we value and will miss you x x" thing I think they somehow manage to convince themselves will occur.
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Yeah that just doesn't happen.
But some polarised stuff can ensue. A little more brutal than emotionally damaged Toddlers are used to. Pretty sure some have kicked the bucket for real as a result of saying goodbye to an Internet forum. Serious business? It's funny when it is so long as it doesn't involve you.