I'm literally like 90% sure that skatzpokerdotcom.com is either my idea or Tappers. I can't remember which genius was responsible but I'm going to go with me.
It sounds like my kind of semi-retarded genius (all comedy has its roots in semi-retardation, and all brilliance for that matter).
I don't actually know if that's true or if any of it makes sense. Did you know that Soy milk is literally like 3 x the milk that milk is? That's as true a fact as any. Maybe you know that already? Maybe you best watch your Self before you kick yourself sticking your bound feet in the mouth of that gook face of yours. If you didn't know, you can thank me later. If you did, kindly explain why you didn't inform me?
I didn't logon today to talk about soy milk. There was another reason. The soy milk was a pretext.
So like this ghost tried to communicate with me by doing what is only possible if you break the laws of physics (you understand, I'm not joking; either the laws of physics are bunk or...? Hah I have no other theories - do you?)
No, I know how you 'theorise'. But shrugging off what you cannot understand as merely "one of those things" is why you're too stupid to be alive. Which is why you're kept alive. Which is why I'm going to die.
You haven't won, you nincompoop. You can't beat the game by failing at Life. But you'd stand an outside chance of fluking it, if you started drinking soy milk instead of making Pasteur Inc rich by drinking regular old milk.
Hah. I'm literally amazing. But I know you think intellectual property rights makes...sense. What do you care, you'll never think of anything worth the paperwork. But you might, if you started drinking soy.
Soy milk is like what milk tried to be, valiantly attempted to be but, ultimately, couldn't quite manage to achieve. You might think I'm fucking around but the joke would be on you if you didn't respect the Truth. Soy milk and I (and possibly another ghost or supernatural entity, who I have every reason to imagine looks like this girl below)...we'll all be literally looking down our noses at you and laughing at you.
Come to think of it, I'm pretty sure I've talked about my love of soy milk (as purely an taste choice, and not a health or lactose intolerance choice) and have been mocked for it. But, well.. fuck it. I have to support americas soy bean growers, any way I can.
The best thing about all the various soy, almond, rice, etc milks is that the default flavor is vanilla. Even people who think they like cow milk would really prefer something the same consistency but with a vanilla flavor. It just tastes so much whiter.
I'm pretty sure I was drinking 100% natural soy yesterday and it was sweet-ish tasting. Like a more full-ish creamy milk.
Of course, it's not beyond the realm of possibility that the producers lied about how healthy it was.
Also theoretically possible is that I got sucked in by the fancy graphics. Of course I cannot read fine print, especially when it's in Thai.
I think unflavored, unsweetened soy tastes sweet enough on its own, I like it. But a lot of soy adds sugar (or other sweeteners) and like wong said, a lot of it adds vanillia. Which is delicious, I just don't need the sugar, since I mostly use soy on cereal which is sweet enough on it's own.
LISTEN while youre busy driving your cocaine submarine, i was out here defending the idea that all star survivor is better against scooter who thinks its a bad idea, JESUS CHRIST YOUR JIMMERY KNOWS NO BOUNDS
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But whatever, yes I can be a huge canadian faggot and you can be terrible yourself but theres no reason we shouldnt be able to co-exist at the very least, ya feelz me??