SUP YALL ITS 8:03AM, OR WAS A MINUTE AGO

[anatine]

lets break this down; after taxes and fees, thats 10k for the room alone for a week.

two tickets to bangkok: $3000
a month in a deluxe penthouse: $3000

money left over to spend on clothes, food, and elephant rides: $4000

honestly.

HONESTLY.

[gay sex]

although i just priced out a flight for xmas and cheapoair killed it by 14 percent

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whats the going rate to cozumel i did an xmas there and that place goats

[gay sex]

obv you fly to cancun and then drive an hour but its incredible

[anatine]

i wonder if there is such thing as a good puerto rico vacation. like one where they black out the windows of your limo on the way too and from the airport so you dont have to look at brown people.

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also mexican cab rides are goat in that its like WILL WE LIVE OR DIE adds a high stakes element that leads to great post margarita sex

[gay sex]

just go so you can then validate all my insults when im like really bro this isnt puerto rico

[anatine]

cozumel and cancun are definitely in the running.

also, dark horse in this race:


jamaica.

if you can get a semi-private bungalow in jamaica where they will serve lobster on the beach, there is something to work with there...

[anatine]

btw she doesnt drink which is woat and really ups the ante in terms of where i take her since i cant just be like WOW LETS DRINK AWAY THESE ROACHES AND THAT WEIRD SMELL BEFORE WE TURN ON EACH OTHER.

[gay sex]

cozumel and then you can do like incan cultural trips in between eating spiney lobsters