your absurd christmas present

[rum dick]

almost everyone gets one. sound off on what yours was this year.

i'll go first - a william henry "one of a kind" knife (tine probably knows about these). basically it is a garish handmade pocket knife that comes in a nice wood box. very cool looking and all but i'm not a french aristocrat and it is about useless for self-defense and the perfect size to lose if carried around so basically i got 6"x3" less desk space for christmas.

[Willie McAboutThatLife]

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Originally Posted by Rum Dick

almost everyone gets one. sound off on what yours was this year.

i'll go first - a william henry "one of a kind" knife (tine probably knows about these). basically it is a garish handmade pocket knife that comes in a nice wood box. very cool looking and all but i'm not a french aristocrat and it is about useless for self-defense and the perfect size to lose if carried around so basically i got 6"x3" less desk space for christmas.

sell it on ebay

if the person who gave it to you asks, it was the perfect size to lose so you lost it

[gay sex]

green tommy bahama tie preeeeeeeeeeeeeeety sure my aunt hates me

[gay sex]

or hates decent taste BABOOOOOOOOM BITCH ill tell her about that burn in the thank you note that im never gonna write

[rum dick]

i got a turd brown tommy bahama shirt...yah because nothing says the tropics like a shit shirt. the kindle fire hd and the awesome gifts i gave other people saved christmas but it was still a close call.

[rum dick]

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Originally Posted by WillieMcFML

sell it on ebay

if the person who gave it to you asks, it was the perfect size to lose so you lost it

sounds like something an immoral thief would say. taking it under advisement regardless

[limitles]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rum Dick

almost everyone gets one. sound off on what yours was this year.

i'll go first - a william henry "one of a kind" knife (tine probably knows about these). basically it is a garish handmade pocket knife that comes in a nice wood box. very cool looking and all but i'm not a french aristocrat and it is about useless for self-defense and the perfect size to lose if carried around so basically i got 6"x3" less desk space for christmas.

Duct tape that baby to the end of your assault rifle and you'll be the talk of the projects.

[rum dick]

oh and i almost had to brain a german shepard that charged me on the golf course. was playing night golf and apparently "rio" dug a hole under his fence and decided to go for a stroll. guess he didnt like the slice i hit in his direction because he came running up and snarling in my grill. had a five iron in one hand and a coors light in the other. we came to and understanding before anyone got hurt. once he calmed down he was a decent enough dog. even shared some of my beer with him while we waited for his owner.

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Amusing post and not your typical abhorrent rum dick fair. A+

[rum dick]

sorry les...left my assault rifle in texas. all i have with me are some shotguns and a few pistols.

[rum dick]

also willie and les lets try to stay on topic here....what absurd gifts did you get this year?