your absurd christmas present

[rum dick]

gare twilight golf is the time between one and half to two hours prior to sunset and just after sunset. night golf is golf played well after sunset with LED golf balls on a regular golf course (not a night time course with stadium lights like verdugo hills). i know youre on your umpteenth jug of scotch but do try and keep up.

[gay sex]

rofl how dare you bring verdugo hills into this literally learned to play golf there when i was 9 and they still make maybe the most underrated burger in all of los angeles

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verdugo hills, burbank golf course, and shoal canyon are the old la stomping grounds

[gay sex]

also im changing my vote from the tie to pumpkin butter i didnt even know i got this

[Bobby Wong]

seriously, twilight golf is something the woateles clan enjoys because the green fees are discounted and all the caddies have gone home so nobody will piss on your door handle when you carry your own bags

[Bobby Wong]

whereas night golf typically involves drunkenness and whores

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once youve mastered night golf theres no going back to day golf

[gay sex]

pumpkin butter innnnnnnnn the hizzzzzzzzzzzzaaaaaaaaaay https://twitter.com/realneverstop/st...780160/photo/1

[Bobby Wong]

Lol, I've taken the road trip out to intercourse pa many times, it's right down the road from blue ball

[gay sex]

i find that disturbing

[USC]

Shout out to verdugo hills! Played there a bit back in the day with my buddy and his little brothers.

Didn't get any absurd xmas gifts this year. Merry xmas to the skatz homies.

[gay sex]

oh look who straggles in the guy who has like 97 cousins but didnt eat a porkchop till he was 26


ur on notice bruh