GUYS SERIOUS PROBLEM, GET IN HERE

[gay sex]

thats literally the nicest thing anyones ever said about you martin

he called u fat which is hard to do with ur diet

[anatine]

MAY TYDE LIVE FOREVER

[gay sex]

TYDE LIVER oh dang he took a subliminal at you carrico

[Hillbilly Jim]

im going to compare marty to a defunct brewery next time i watch american pickers

[Archibald Peck]

i wish id call gay sex a stout now but most of the time hes a really weak shandy made with sprite 3:1

[gay sex]

if you need to go ham call me a blonde roast

[gay sex]

and then accuse me of not saying licketysplit enough i will be crushed

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

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Originally Posted by gay sex

tell that cooze monster of urs to shimmy down here and learn us about weird french salts

you want celtic sea salt my man, very hard to find but supposedly if you add enough of it to tap water to produce the desired salinity saltwater fish will actually live in it. i used to use it as part of a cleanse, the whole concoction was celtic sea salt lime concentrate and um shit...I forgot the last part...something spicy...http://www.natural-cure-alternatives...r-cleanse.html ok, I am imagining the spicy part. Anywho, that's a cleanse I used to use and for years recommended it to people and everyone has loved it. Always good things to say afterward etc.

celtic sea salt, find it at whole foods

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

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Originally Posted by gay sex

and then accuse me of not saying licketysplit enough i will be crushed

see what I can't figure out is whether or not gay sex is a part of your personality so that means the real you is jib jabbering on the regular here or is gay sex a part of your repressed personality because you're a snob and born into old money so on skatz you get to let loose and be yourself, express the parts of you that you have to hide to look "proper"

that's what I want to know

[gay sex]

jesus christ