scene: kirstie's kitchen. dishes are piled in the sink so kirstie is eating haagen daz with her bare hands. she is wearing a muumuu. skinny friend comes over and complains that she has a date with her tennis instructor but is on her period so she has to wear her fat jeans and she's mortified. kirsty laments that her fat jeans are a size 26 and she hasnt fit into them since husband #2 left. kirsty begins eating an entire hillshire farms summer sausage, which causes skinny friend to say "if only i had a gag reflex like yours, i wouldnt have to worry about what jeans i was wearing". friend leaves, kirsty weeps and continues eating.
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