I'd probably just have to pray that I could end up being some gangs' fake prison lawyer instead of someone's bitch. Yah know...i'd write pointless appeals and motions in exchange for protection and smokes. Either way I'd definitely get a haircut before reporting to prison. I look waaaaaaaay to pretty right now with my flowing locks.
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I'll crawl over fifty good pussies just to get fran dreschers asshole
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