Rum Tum Tigger Dave

[Behemoth]

I'm not sure what happened, who did what, why your clothes got tossed out in the front yard in the rain, but listen buddy....you need to come back here and post. Rumor has it you're over at the Yeshiva shitting all over the walls, fingerpainting some Jackson Pollack tribute. Now, that place would make the brightest of stars dim. But listen, over here, you have creative freedom to be as terrible or as eccentric as you want. Look at Sonatine. Lord Bathrobe hasn't bathed since the last Action Bronson's last record. You can let your balls hang out, drink milk out of the jug, whatever. I mean, for Christ's sakes, we got a meth addict ducking cartel hitmen in Mexico. Put on your white searsucker and stop sucking. We're bringing sexy back here at Skatz. We need all available male talent to the front.

Thanks Bae

B