thinking man's guide to the coronavirus

[Bobby Wong]

Pretty much only tine and I are in a position to hide from it, and to pull it off would require maybe two years of isolation and a lot of masks and hand sanitizer and unappetizing survival food. Fuck that noise. The smart move is to contract the disease as soon as possible, receive treatment before the medical system gets overwhelmed, rely on youth and a healthy immune system to survive, and develop antibodies that prevent re-infection. After that it's nothing but deeply discounted international sex tourism and maybe a little casual profiteering while civilization crumbles around you.