nobody wants to win here bro. i just want scooter to have a happy rape-free relationship with Christ, and he wants me to admit that i'm really just in it for the rape. i'm sure there's some weird shit going on over in your various third world island nations with all the catholics and toddlers and whatnot, but presbyterians haven't engaged in wholesale rape for like over a hundred years and i'm tired of getting lumped in with those nitwits
My beef is with the Catholics broham.
Last I checked the Power rankings, the Presbyterians haven't owned the entire world for 1500 years.
That's gotta be lucrative no? The Vatican has ALL the money. The Presbyterians just ruin sex but apart from that, and their non-redacting of the Bible's evil, we're cool.