This is a skatz public service announcement

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no doubt all of you have been affected by the plummeting price of lobster, on the surface you would think oh weird now ill eat and try more lobster, no ladies and gentlemen what ur suffering from is the reverse you see the price of oh wow 14.99 for a whole live lobster, AND IT DISGUSTS YOU

this phenomena will manifest itself when ur out at asian restaurants when 2 years ago someone goes oh lets get the garlic chili lobster and u look and it was 29.99 when other entrees were 15 and u were like alright im in, but now as lobster has fallen back to earth someone goes wanna do a live lobster ur like naaaaaaaaah, maybe ill do scallops

its all happening and the glut of lobsters is gonna be ruining an already kinda lame food that u felt cool ordering, ZERO UPSIDE TO ORDERING LOBSTER UNLESS UR A BLACK GUY and fin