Never mind the booze part the lady had it coming for calling out your manhood fka Bob's Porsche. I say this while assuming you and your ex were relatively unharmed and reserve the right to amend this post if you say otherwise.
I also say this while admitting that I did a similar thing in a 65 mustang but because it couldn't handle for shit all I ended up doing was leaving a half mile long tire skid mark on highway 75 (zero power steering sometimes has its advantages). Drove drunk twice after that. The last time ended up with me planting more trees. Been a decade and it ain't happening again (might make an exception maybe during the zombie apocalypse...maybe)
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